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soraruru: Girls are so hot

soraruru: Guys are hot too oh man

soraruru: Why is everyone so hot

_amatsuki_: Global warming

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uratasama: Mafumafu, are you a top or a bottom?

shima_s2: He is obviously a bottom, why are you even asking?

sakatandao: Well, he kinda looks like a top?

shima_s2: It's cause you're such a bottom Sakata that even other bottoms can top you. You don't count

sakatandao: Hey!

uratasama: So, Mafumafu?

uni_mafumafu: I don't get it. Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed

sakatandao: Yeah, definitely a bottom

sen_senra: Man, I'm gonna tell him

soraruru: Don't you fucking dare

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sen_senra: Maashi, you're like my little toe

shima_s2: Why

sen_senra: Because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

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neru_sleep: Australians don't have sex

neru_sleep: Australians mate

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luzabs: Mafu's so cute

nqrse: He has a boyfriend

luzabs: People DIE

nqrse: Luz no

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uratasama: If I can't reach it, I don't need it

sakatandao: So, no more kisses?

uratasama: Bend down, bitch

uni_mafumafu: What? You both are dating already?

uratasama: No.

sakatandao: Yes!

uni_mafumafu: How? When?

sakatandao: Well, we were playing games in my house and I leaned into Urata-san as a joke then suddenly he kissed me!!

uratasama: I did not kiss you. I was pushing you away with my lips!

uni_mafumafu: Awwww

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_amatsuki_: Kashitarou-san I found your do to list this morning

kashitaro_ito: And?

_amatsuki_: And its just got my name on it

kashitaro_ito: WeLl

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uratasama: I read somewhere that every one in four people is gay

sakatandao: That means someone in our group is gay

sen_senra: I hope it's Maashi because Maashi is cute

shima_s2: I don't believe that. Because based on our daily conversation, I'm pretty sure everyone in our group except me is gay

soraruru: The truth has been revealed

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kashitaro_ito: I mean it's crazy! We finish each other's

_amatsuki_: Satanic rituals

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96_neko: Are you gay because you don't have a strong male figure in your life?

neru_sleep: No, I'm gay because I want a strong male figure in my ass

soraruru: Somebody stop him