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uni_mafumafu: I usually eat gummy bears 2 at a time because they need a friend when they're dying

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sakatandao: So dad, do you know where my watch is?

soraruru: Don't call me that

sakatandao: Okay Mr. Dad

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sen_senra: Replacing my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less

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syounen_t_sako: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that's all we really do when we see something funny online

Nico_nico_Sou: The sad thing is I did an NE when I read this

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_amatsuki_: I hit a tree

kashitaro_ito: WHAT? Are you okay?

kashitaro_ito: Or should I say oaky?

kashitaro_ito: Haha

kashitaro_ito: Sorry

kashitaro_ito: But actually

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neru_sleep: I hate that bugs don't take fall damage

neru_sleep: How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running

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soraruru: I'm free tonight

soraruru: No, wait. Tonight's no good

soraruru: Because I'm busy, taking you out

uni_mafumafu: Oh, I just remembered. I can't tonight

soraruru: Why?

uni_mafumafu: I'm going out with you

_amatsuki_: Finally some wholesome content

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shima_s2: You and Sakatan are cute, I'll put you in a boat

uratasama: You'll put us in a what?

shima_s2: A boat. Isn't that what you people say when they think two people would make a cute couple?

sakatandao: You mean you ship us?

shima_s2: Yes, exactly

shima_s2: I "ship" you

uratasama: You're not that old, man, c'mon

shima_s2: But I feel like one

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luzabs: Alright Mafu, knock 'em dead

luzabs: That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone

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Pusu_kun: Hope you have a good day or else

kain2525: You will be okay. You have no choice

96_neko: Ominous positivity

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