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soraruru: Sorry I can't come to record today. If it's any consolation, I am, as the youths say, straight up not having a good time

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uratasama: Don't do witch craft kids

sen_senra: Then what should we do?

nqrse: For you specifically, bitch craft

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_amatsuki_: Soraru-san is so salty that if he fell into a lake he would turn it into an ocean

neru_sleep: BURN

luzabs: If it's about water wouldn't it be boiled tho?

neru_sleep: BOIL!

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Pusu_kun: You ever date a twin?

singing_rib: Yeah, once

Pusu_kun: How did you tell them apart?

singing_rib: Well easy, my ex painted her nails black and her brother had a penis

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uni_mafumafu: Good morning, I'm making chocolate pudding right now!

luzabs: It's 4 in the morning, why on earth would you do that?

uni_mafumafu: Because I've lost control of my life

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uratasama: Just because you're the short one people always assume you're the bottom. Well guess again fuckers!

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kashitaro_ito: Fuck you Amatsuki-kun I want to kiss you right now oh shit I mean kill you haha stupid auto-correct

_amatsuki_: You wrote all that in one sentence

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oO0Eve0Oo: If you fell lonely, dim all light and put on a horror movie

oO0Eve0Oo: After a while, it won't feel like you are alone anymore

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sakatandao: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake

Nico_nico_Sou: I prefer my coffee with salt

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kiyo_saiore: Due to personal reasons, I'm going to get hit by a car