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_amatsuki_: What's for lunch?

kashitaro_ito: Food, generally

_amatsuki_: No, I mean what are we having?

kashitaro_ito: A pointless conversation

_amatsuki_: Well, what are you eating?

kashitaro_ito: Probably you, later tonight

_amatsuki_: Well that escalated quickly

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nqrse: If someone stole your computer, what would you do?

luzabs: Murder

luzabs: I would murder them all

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uratasama: Don't you ever get jealous when others flirt with Soraru-san?

uni_mafumafu: They can't flirt with him if they're dead

uratasama: Chill out satan, that's too much

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Nico_nico_Sou: Will you still facetime me when I am no longer young and handsome?

oO0Eve0Oo: No, because when we're older I'll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine

soraruru: I swear to god if this chatroom gets any smoother I'm gonna slip and fall on my ass

neru_sleep: Then I wish I was the floor

nqrse: DAMN SON

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shima_s2: So how are things with Sakatan?

uratasama: Actually really well. I've been complimenting him more than I used to

@sakatandao entered the chatroom

sakatandao: Hey, Urata-san, how are you?

uratasama: You're an idiot

shima_s2: God help me

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_amatsuki_: Would you be stranded on an island with Neru-san or Kashitarou-san?

soraruru: I wouldn't. I would swim. Swim, Forrest, swim

soraruru: Are these shark-infested waters?

_amatsuki_: Yes

soraruru: I would swim

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shima_s2: This ramen I have is too hot. I can't eat it

sen_senra: So are you but that doesn't stop me

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uni_mafumafu: You... have a face

soraruru: Yes. Yes I do

uni_mafumafu: I mean, you have a nice face

soraruru: Thanks, I think

uni_mafumafu: Please accept my attempts at flirting, I don't know what I'm doing

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neru_sleep: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture 

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syounen_t_sako: What if birds aren't singing but they're actually screaming because they are afraid of heights?