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nqrse: Hey Mafumafu-kun, do you toss salad?

uni_mafumafu: Yes

luzabs: WHAT

uni_mafumafu: Vegetable salad or fruit salad, I toss it all!

luzabs: Oh, thank God

luzabs: I'm so afraid that I'll have to watch his innocence crumble right in front of my face

uni_mafumafu: Wait, was that not what it means?

luzabs: You don't need to worry about it

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kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun doesn't love me like he used to

syounen_t_sako: What happened?

kashitaro_ito: I told him I loved him and he didn't say it back right away

_amatsuki_: I TOLD YOU I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES! STOP TELLING EVERYONE I DON'T LOVE YOU DUMBASS

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sen_senra: DO YAou EVER AJHKFAERT A PINePALLPOE AND YA tiioNGUE GO STingggggggggggggggggggY STonGGGGGGGGGGY AND Yer like WIOagh calm Doen

shima_s2: Fun fact pineapple can dissolve human flesh

sen_senra: thaT FACT IS NOT F U N

uratasama: It's fun if you're a serial killer

sen_senra: w H A T

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nqrse: Yesterday someone pointed out that screaming "fuck" during sex is the same as screaming "parkour" while you parkour and I haven't been the same since

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uni_mafumafu: Is spelt spelled spelt or spelled

luzabs: Spelt is spelled spelt in any nation that isn't America but in America spelt isn't spelled spelt it's spelled spelled

uni_mafumafu: Thank you so much

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uratasama: What are you in the mood for?

sakatandao: World domination

uratasama: That's a bit too much for you Sakata

sakatandao: You're my world, Urata-san

uratasama: Aww

uratasama: Wait

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uni_mafumafu: I wanna do dirty stuff with you, like farming

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neru_sleep: Arson? Oh, you mean Crime Brûlée

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soraruru: I don't like it

uni_mafumafu: You don't like anything

soraruru: I like music, sleep, and you

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Nico_nico_Sou: I am a mess

oO0Eve0Oo: At least you're a cute mess with great hair