sakatandao: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
uni_mafumafu: Killed without hesitation
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kogeinu: If you're being physically bullied just say "No, stop, that's giving me a boner"
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Nico_nico_Sou: I ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now I can't move
singing_rib: I can offer mouth to mouth
Nico_nico_Sou: Don't you dare extract any of my sandwiches
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oO0Eve0Oo: A difference between composing and jogging: One is physically exhausting and makes you think you might die, and the other is jogging
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Pusu_kun: Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting dominance in your domain
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syounen_t_sako: What are the things that is always in your backpack? Starting from me: headphones
soraruru: Phone charger
uni_mafumafu: A severed head
nqrse: A vial of blood in case I run out
kiyo_saiore: An extra Juul pod
_amatsuki_: Orb containing the soul of my enemies
uratasama: Rat poison
kashitaro_ito: Beetroot
luzabs: A shark tooth
shima_s2: Exactly one pound of manure
sakatandao: An engagement ring (just in case)
sen_senra: Cash
singing_rib: Perfume
neru_sleep: A duck's innards
syounen_t_sako: Wow this was a roller coaster
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kradness55: Inside your body is pitch black your cells do all of that in the dark
ANKUosu: Self-care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that your cells can see whatever the fuck they're doing in there
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nqrse: We need Wi-Fi
sen_senra: Okay, let's not get carried away. We NEED oxygen
nqrse: We HAVE oxygen. We NEED Wi-Fi
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_amatsuki_: If I wanted to distract Soraru-san, I'd give him something he's never had. Happiness
shima_s2: That evil bastard
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luzabs: Mafumafu's growing up. First, he's a partner and then maybe one day he could be a father...
uni_mafumafu: One day? I am a father
luzabs: It's a cat, Mafu
uni_mafumafu: She's my blood
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