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uni_mafumafu: I'm not a SERIAL killer

kashitaro_ito: Why did you only emphasize "serial"?

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neru_sleep: Imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

uratasama: Imagine praying to God and going to church

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luzabs: I apologize for saying fuck earlier

_amatsuki_: You just said it again

luzabs: I'm not a role model

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sen_senra: Eventually, every single human is going to die. That includes your haters, rivals, and enemies

sen_senra: So why waste your time on them and not on something that's truly important to you?

sen_senra: Like hentai

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nqrse: You've been giving Senra-kun a lot of attention lately

shima_s2: He was injured

nqrse: I was injured too

shima_s2: Then go to the hospital

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sakatandao: We're like cocoa and marshmallows

uratasama: How?

sakatandao: You're hot and I'm on top

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uni_mafumafu: If I die I want you to have all my stuffed dolls

luzabs: That's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me

luzabs: Don't die though

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Nico_nico_Sou: For fuck's sake, can you please stop calling peanut butter that

oO0Eve0Oo: What's wrong with "nut cream"?

Nico_nico_Sou: Everything! Fucking everything!

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soraruru: Mafumafu's my best friend, suckers!

96_neko: He's your boyfriend

soraruru: BoYfrIEnd! EveN BETTER!

syounen_t_sako: He's drunk

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singing_rib: Scariest part of my childhood was I once heard a math teacher swear

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