Ahsoka: Okay, so does everyone know the plan?
Padme: Yep
Rex: Should we go over it one more time?
Fives: Na, I got it memorized
Jesse: Me too!
Cody: Then recite it for us
Fives: Well, so basically, we...uh, prank General Skywalker by scaring him with a rubber chicken costume
Jesse: Exactly
Rex: -facepalm-
Padme: I'll go over the plan. So first, Ahsoka, Rex and Obi Wan will get Anakin out of his room, serving a distraction while Vos sneaks into Anakin's closet in the rubber chicken costume, and Ventress goes in with a video camera. Of course, we have to do more than just prank Anakin. We have to humiliate him. So the 501st and Cody will set cameras up everywhere, and then we'll put the prank all over holo-tube.
Ahsoka: Yep, that's the plan
Aayla: One more question
Kit: What's our job?
Shaak Ti: Yeah. I can cover him in toilet paper, or his toilet in toilet paper, or his toilet paper in toilet paper
Fives: That was confusing
Hardcase: Cover me in toilet paper!
Rex: No
Jesse: I'll cover you in melted chocolate instead!
Hardcase: A chocolate Hardcase!!!!
Fives: Dude you can't eat yourself
Hardcase: Then I'll lick myself
Rex: Uhhh, no
Cody: (Weirdd)
Ahsoka: Okay, so to make Anakin even more sorry for his crimes of pranking us, Aayla, Kit, Adi, and Shaak Ti could cover Anakin's house in sand
Obi Wan: ....Oh
Kit: Are we really going to go that deep?
Adi Gallia: I mean this is Anakin, and sand
Padme: Yeah, we're doing it. Anakin needs to feel the real pain of being pranked
Vos: Welp, I'm ready
Vos is wearing a giant rubber chicken costume
Vos: Ventress quit laughing!
Ventress: I can't- 😂😂😂
Aayla: Holy cow
Adi Gallia: No you mean holy chicken
Rex: I don't have a phobia of rubber chickens, but if I saw that in my closet, I would freak out
Cody: Uh yeah
Ahsoka: Its a little creepy
Obi Wan: Well let's hope it works. That thing was not cheap or easy to buy off of Ebay
Padme: Didn't it take like two weeks to ship?
Obi Wan: One week. But I had to send a complaint because someone accidentally shipped me a giant stuffed banana instead
Fives: Actually....
Echo: Don't say it
Fives: I snuck on the computer and bought it myself
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
Fan fikciaFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
