Kit: so, there's something I've been wanting to do for a while...
Aayla: what is it?
Obi wan: yeah
Kit fisto: it's called... Random craziness!
Plo Koon: I tried it once with the wolf pack. Its pretty fun
Adi gallida: oh, I've heard of that game.
Obi wan: its not really a game though. Its just saying random stuff.
Shak ti: is that what it is?
Anakin: uh, duh. Have you been living under a rock or something?
Shak Ti: I've been living in the Jedi temple!
Obi wan: Anakin don't be so rude. Random craziness is kinda a game we made up.
Kit: well, who wants to play?
Aayla: sure.
Mace windu: uh, no. I'm a Jedi master. I don't have time for these kinds of games.
Yoda: play, I will.
Anakin: uh, yeah!
Ahsoka: hey guys I just got here. I guess I'll play.
Luminera: eh might as well play. I'm kinda bored.
Barriss: can I play too master?
Luminera: when you finish mopping the floors you can.
Barriss:I did that yesterday!
Lumimera: fine then.
Obi wan: sure, I'll play
Adi Gallida: uh, yeah I'll play!
Plo koon: sounds like fun
Shak Ti: okay, I'll try it out.
Kit: okay! Say anything you want to in 5,4,3,2,1...go!
Ahsoka: give me a ham
Adi gallida: I murdered a turkey.
Obi wan:😥 but it was dating the banana.
Anakin: I blew up a green bean cause it was after me.
Yoda: how could you, Skywalker.
Plo koon: I bought a flute for 3787688877788 dollars
Shak Ti: fine! Just go break my recliner!
Kit: I went to the hair salon and bought a comb.
Aayla: kit wanted a kit cat that came in a kit.
Anakin: dance like you know you can!
Adi Gallida: I broke my head.
Barriss: what happened to the blue elephant?
Lumimera: I am the yoyo master!
Obi wan: no, I am.
Plo Koon: where did my baby wolves go?
Ahsoka: just give me some milk before I explode!
Yoda: na, the camel is nicer.
Kit: I painted the barn neon yellow
Shak Ti: come to me, my daughter!
Ahsoka: I'm not your daughter!
Plo koon: she's my daughter!
Lumimera: where is my daughter?
Barriss: I'm not your daughter.
Aayla: I fried the steak on the refrigerator
Anakin: pine trees are nasty
Ahsoka: masters are mean.
Barriss: yeah girl.
Lumimera: padawans are annoying.
Anakin: yeah.
Yoda: sense a banana i do, in the force.
Obi wan: why did the balloon steal my tea?
Plo Koon: it stole my mascara too
Shak ti: just give up the play dough!
Ahsoka: but its my favorite!
Aayla: I just ran my car into the Jedi temple.
Anakin: I pranked master windu.
Ahsoka: then I pranked a lemon.
Anakin: no, I seriously did. He's trying to murder me. And the 501st.
Mace windu: YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN FROM ME SKYWALKER??!?! I'M DONE WITH YOUR SHANAGINS!!!!
Anakin: gtg. I've gotta go into hiding.
Shak Ti: was that part of the game?
Ahsoka: no, I don't think it was. I better go and make sure the 501st is okay.
Kit: this just got serious. Anakin is a dead man now.
To be continued... sort of
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