Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

the Christmas Tree

Obi Wan: will somebody explain why there is a gigantic tree cut in half in the halls of the Jedi temple?

Anakin: wha....

Ahsoka: yeah, how did that get there?

Fives: its not like any of us had anything to do with that....

Padme: yeah...

Rex: exactly

Hardcase: guys what are you talking about? Don't you remember it was us who cut down that tree?

Ahsoka:

Rex:

Fives:

Padme:

Anakin: dude! You totally ruined it!

Jesse: how did you get a phone?

Rex: what?

Maul: we locked him in the bathroom.

Hardcase: uh, I always hide my trusty phone right under the toilet

Tup: eww

Obi Wan: all of you guys are in on it?

Ahsoka: its a long story!

Padme: but there's still a sensible explanation!

Obi Wan: well go ahead and explain. -sips tea-

Anakin: well, it was just an ordinary day

Jesse: not for me

Hardcase: me neither

Ahsoka: what happened?

Rex: they pranked everyone by hiding fake cockroaches all over the base

Maul: and I helped them. Mwahaha!!!

Padme: 'whatever happened to all I want to do is get revenge on Kenobi'

Maul: idk. Pranking people is like way easier and you get better reactions.

Obi Wan: remind me to buy a prank proof pack. Now back to you guys crazy story!

Ahsoka: so we were all just chillin, then Anakin comes in.

Rex: and he's all like, who's ready to get a Christmas tree!

Hardcase: I said yeah!

Jesse: me too!

Tup: I said yes because I thought he was going to buy one.

Padme: of course, we should've guessed Anakin wouldn't do something that regular.

Fives: so Anakin brings us into the middle of the forest

Tup: which was was creepy.

Ahsoka: then we were like all mad at Anakin,

Anakin: and then we heard it

Dogma: the sound of a sharp metal blade slicing against a tree

Hardcase: #murdererinthewoods!

Fives: well technically it wasn't a murderer.

Jesse: it was a maul!

Ahsoka: this is where the story starts to get crazy

Maul: so I was just chopping down this Christmas tree because I had recently read the story how the grinch stole Christmas, and I was like, this season, I'm going to be the grinch

Echo: so he was legit trying to cut down every single tree

Anakin: everyone knows that's impossible