Ahsoka: I'm so excited!
Padme: why? We still haven't won this war....😒😒😒😒
Anakin: We're going on a road trip!
Rex: well its more like a space trip
Padme: why can't I go too?
Anakin: because you'll make it serious and not fun.
Padme: what did you just day to me mister?😡😡😡
Obi wan: he means there's no room left.
Ahsoka: no kidding. Who practically flooded the cargo with pool floaties?
Fives: it was tup.
Jesse: he's afraid he's going to drown!
Tup: no! I just... Want to be safe...
Padme: you guys get to go swimming too?!
Anakin: were going swimming in the swamps of dagaba!
Obi wan: na, I'm waiting for the hot springs on naboo
Fives: why do you think I brought my shades for?
Rex: I brought mine too
Jesse: and me
Tup: and me
Ehco: fives insisted
Hardcase: and me too!
Cody: I did too... But just because I wanted to.
Dogma: I brought my butcher knife.
Ahsoka: wait, what?
Jesse: I bet he's going to murder us in our sleep
Tup: is it too late to leave?
Anakin: yep! Just took off
Ahsoka: Skyguy! You just made all of my action figures fall over!
Obi wan: try slowing down Anakin.
Anakin: but we'll get there faster if I go fast!
Rex: we won't get there at all if were dead.
Fives: true, unfortunately.
Padme: I can't believe you guys didn't invite me! How many of you are going?
Ahsoka: well, all the 501st, and the 212th, plus me, skyguy, and master Kenobi.
Cody: well actually just me the rest of the 212th was busy
Rex: with what?
Cody: they had to clean their quarters because your men pranked them with paintball guns.
Rex: oh, I forgot about that
Jesse: sorry....
Echo: it was fives fault!
Padme: I can't believe you guys...on the vacation part. The pranking part was expected.
Obi wan: guys what is that sound coming from the cargo?
Fives: it sounds like someone saying Kanoli
Echo: I seriously doubt that's what their saying
Cody: so we have a stowaway upon our ship.
Dogma: I'll deal with him if you want. Mwahahaha!!!!
Tup: I instantly regret coming on this ship.
Ahsoka: I'll deal with it. I'm closest
Rex: wait for me I don't want you to get hurt.
Fives: awwwwwwwww
Anakin: awwwwwwww
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
