Obi Wan: Two questions. Why is there a dumpster in my room, and who threw my bed out of the window?
Ahsoka: uh...look, it's not what you think
Obi Wan: It's not?
Rex: No sir
Satine: Okay, well for the record, it's not my fault that there is orange juice and corn flakes in the bathtub!
Obi Wan: WHAT????
Padme: ....look, we can explain
Anakin: (Can we?)
Obi Wan: Anakin, I know that you're the one behind this!
Anakin: pfft, you think I had anything to do with it
Rex: ...the dumpster gave it away
Ahsoka: It really did
Obi Wan: You all have 4 minutes and 2 seconds to explain what happened
Satine: Why that exact amount of time?
Obi Wan: Because that's how much time it takes me to get to Anakin's Mancave
Anakin: What makes you think I'm there?
Obi Wan: This post on Instagram says, "chillin in my man cave"
Anakin: Man, I need to start blocking Obi Wan
Padme: But here's the story
Satine: We thought it was an average day
Rex: You know, wake up, drink a glass of milk, deal with Hardcase, Fives, Jesse, and all the rest of them
Ahsoka: So then Anakin comes by,
Anakin: In my freshly polished van btw
Padme: No one cares or needs to know that
Satine: And he says he's taking us someplace special
Ahsoka: You can imagine our faces when we pull up to the dumpster
Rex: they were kind of like this:
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Padme: I was more like this:
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
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