Fives: Tonight's the night guys
Jesse: Yesss!!!!
Echo: It's...
Tup: Movie night!!!
Hardcase: Popcorn and candy bar night you mean!!!
Fives: I bought a 1000 pack of popcorn off of Ebay-
Dogma: How the heck are we going to eat that much popcorn?
Jesse: You underestimate the size of our stomachs Dogma
Tup: I'm just here for the movie. What are we watching?
Echo: Either Star Wars, A New Hope, or Fast and furious
Dogma: Wait wait wait, how can we watch a New Hope? It hasn't even happened yet
Fives: Hey yeah
Jesse: We still have the fall of the Republic and all
Echo: Guys, just chill and quit breaking the fourth wall.
Tup: Its them inhibitor chips acting up again
Dogma: Fine, fine. Put the fourth wall back up!!!
Fives: I wanted to watch Despicable Me, but Echo said no. 😥
Echo: Bro, we've watched it like 1000 times
Fives: Me, Boil, and Waxer watch it all the time. Echo is so mean
Echo: Says the guy who covered my book in ducktape so I can't read it!!!!
Fives: I was just making it water proof for you
Tup: Okay, I made ten bags of popcorn.
Hardcase: Yeah!!!!
Jesse: We're gonna need like, 100 more Tup
Tup: I'm trying. But each bag takes 1 minute. So that's 100 minutes.
Jesse: Just put several in at once
Hardcase: Yeah!!!
Echo: I don't think that's a wise idea-
Fives: You don't think anything we do is
Dogma: That's cause it's not
Tup: Guys...the microwave is starting to smell weird...
Jesse: Chill. I'm sure it's just-
Hardcase: Ahhh!!!! The microwave is on fire!!!!!!
Dogma: Again
Echo: Knew it
Fives: The popcorn!!!! We have to save it!!!!
Jesse: I got it!
-Jesse uses a broom to put the fire out, but then it catches on fire too
Jesse: Ahhh!!!!
Tup: We're all gonna die!!!!!!!!!
Dogma: Would you idiots quit screaming and just use the fire extinguisher!
Fives: There! It's out
Hardcase: Oh, yay! Another destroyed microwave to play with!
Echo: You're lucky Rex wasn't here. He would've grounded you from movie night
Fives: But he's not here!
Tup: Where is Rex?
Jesse: He went out. Probably with Ahsoka or something
Fives: -gasps- Rexsokaaaa nooo I'm missing out on it!!!
Echo: Let's just get the movie started. We didn't steal this 20ft tv from the separatists for nothing
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
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