Tup: Love is in the air! Its Valentines day!
Jesse: Annd I'm still single
Tup: Well, love is still in the air
Dogma: Uh, no, that's my delicious, heart shaped fried apple pies your smelling
Kix: Yum
Hardcase: Oh! I'll try one!
Dogma: Hey! No! Out of here! Those are for lunch!
He slaps him with a spatula
Hardcase: Ow! Fine!
Jesse: Guess we'll have to sneak in there when he's not looking
Dogma: I'm always looking
Echo: Anyone seen Fives lately?
Kix: No, why?
Echo: Oh, no reason really. He's just usually up to something on Valentine's Day
Jesse: Ha ha ha, true. Remember that time we waited in the stores all night, then bought every single half priced valentines day candy?
Tup: How could we forget that?
Kix: Hardcase was high on sugar for weeks. Weeks.
Dogma: That was when I lost my sanity
Echo: I wonder what Fives is up to this year
Fives: AHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH OMG!!!!! YOU WON'T BELIVE THIS!!!!!!
Echo: What?
Kix: Dont tell me, the washer got stuck on the roof?
Fives: No.
Hardcase: We did that last year
Kix: -facepalm-
Fives: I just- AHHHHHH!!!! There is only one emoji that can express how I feel.
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Echo: So, you going to tell us what's got you so hyped?
Fives: No text could prepare you for it. I must tell you in person. Open the door, I'm coming in!
Echo: -sighs-
Kix: Yeah, I'm not getting that
No one opens the door, so Fives rams right into it
Dogma: Wow. I didn't think he'd actually hit it.
Fives: Rexsoka. It's- it's happening.
Kix: What?
Echo: Rexsoka again? Fives, when will you leave the two of them alone?
Fives: No, no, you don't understand. They're- getting married
-absolute utter silence-
Anakin: WHAT??????
Tup: Ah!
Dogma: No, that can't be true.
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