Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

The Acorn Wars

Rex: One question. Why are we throwing acorns at each other?

Echo: Uh, Heavy said we were at war!

Fives: We are!!!!!

Heavy: Fire!!!!!!

Jesse: Ow! How many of those things did you throw on me???

Heavy: We're you keeping count?

Fives: ....I lost count

Echo: At least 500

Tup: Why do we have to throw acorns? They hurt even more than nurf bullets do!

Hardcase: They taste weird too.

Kix: You're not supposed to eat them!

Rex: So how did this "war" start?

Jesse: Well...

Fives: Get down! It's all a trick!

Heavy: Eat acorns!!

Tup: Ow! You might cause brain damage!

Hardcase: Okay!

Kix: Stop it that's gross!

Heavy: Quit eating our ammo!

Fives: But as for how it started....

Heavy: Echo, why don't you explain it?

Echo: Well basically Heavy threw an acorn at Jesse just to be annoying-

Heavy: No! Just so he would learn to be prepared for anything

Jesse: Like someone is going to throw an acorn on me!!!

Kix: Hey, here we are at war over acorns

Hardcase: I think I want to be a squirrel when I grow up

Tup: ....but that's impossible. Isn't it?

Rex: With you boys, I don't even know anymore.

Kix: After they managed to balance the microwave ontop of the tv, I started to believe that anything is possible.

Heavy: One of our finest moments, if I do say so myself

Echo: Until it came crashing down and breaking everything in the process.

Fives: Bro you ruin the mood all the time

Echo: Well you ruined my moment. I was reading a book then you dragged me into this coo-coo war over acorns

Tup: It's more a war with acorns than over them

Rex: So how did it come to this?

Jesse: Basically I retaliated and threw acorns back at Heavy. Then Hardcase threw acorns at Fives too, and we started fighting

Tup: I came to take a walk and they pull me down into this trench. I could've tripped on a clanker, you know!

Heavy: This being a previous battle zone really makes our war feel more epic!

Fives: Yeah! With trenches and dead bodies and guns lying everywhere

Rex: Well I'm not so sure about the dead bodies part

Hardcase: Clankers aren't dead bodies?

Heavy: Their not even alive

Jesse: But they have bodies

Kix: Let's not get into another war

Rex: Let's instead focus on ending this one.

Fives: We can't end what's already started!!