Cody: so I know I probably shouldn't be saying this, but you guys won't believe what I found in Obi Wan's Office
Anakin: did you find my pair of yams I once had?
Rex: ???
Ahsoka: Anakin used to have these yams, and he would use the force to make them float and then scare people to death with them
Jesse: sounds like fun
Rex: or kind of weird
Cody: uh, no. That's not what I found. It's much juicier than that
Anakin: oh, is it a steak then?
Padme: Anakin, that's not what he meant
Fives: oh, was it a lemon?
Rex: that's not what he meant either
Ahsoka: well what is it Cody?
Padme: yeah! You've got to tell us! Anything juicy with Obi Wan is definitely going to be sweet
Jesse: I thought Cody said it was Juicy?!?
Cody: okay, never mind what I meant! I found this letter in his office that says this:
My dearest love, you are sweeter than a cookie, and saltier than a chip. You are the cheese to my pizza, I love you more than my tea,
Your jedi master, Obi Wan, Kenobi
Ahsoka: oh ho ho...somebody's got a girlfriend!
Jesse: I wonder who
Padme: uh, this is obviously a love letter to Satine! Omg!
Anakin: Obi Wan's got a girlfriend!
Fives: no offense sir, but so do you
Anakin: yeah but this is Obi Wan were talking about here!
Cody: yeah, I couldn't believe it, and I just had to show you guys. Plus it's hilarious
Rex: yeah, I mean, you are the cheese to my pizza?
Ahsoka: eh, it's not the worst I've heard
Fives: oh yeah, I'm sure Rex comes up with a lot of cute things to say to you. 😏😏😏😏
Rex: that's.. none of your business
Cody: but you guys can't tell anyone. Especially not General Kenobi
Anakin: arg...
Ahsoka: don't worry none of us will let it slip.
Padme: yeah, there's no way Obi Wan is going to find out about us finding this love letter of his
Obi Wan has entered this chat
Obi Wan: hello there. What's going on?
Cody: GENERAL KENOBI?!?!?!?!?!!!!
Obi Wan: uh, you didn't have to shout
Fives: rip your military rankings
Padme: look, Obi Wan...
Ahsoka: it's not what you think
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
