Anakin: guys you won't guess what I bought!
Ahsoka: a Barbie doll!
Jesse: fuzzy bear slippers!
Fives: the whole grocery store!
Hardcase: a pet moose!
Obi Wan: my herbal spice tea I told you to get the other day?
Rex: I don't think Anakin got anything that radical guys.
Anakin: I got a van!
Rex: well I take that back
Ahsoka: wait seriously Skyguy?
Anakin: yeah! It was on this great deal for only 10000000 credits!
Rex: how is that a good deal?
Obi Wan: yeah and who gave you permission to buy a van?
Anakin: uh, myself. And it was a great deal because it included a life time supply of sunscreen!
Obi Wan: Anakin... You really need to take a personal finance class
Fives: yeah. Who even puts on sun screen?
Echo: I do.
Fives: 😒
Anakin: well the deals over now. I should've known that jawa would rip me off!
Ahsoka: technically you ripped yourself off...sort of
Rex: yeah. Where did you get that much money anyway?
Anakin: um....I might have borrowed some from the intergalactic bank...
Obi Wan: Anakin that money is saved for important stuff to use in a war!!!
Anakin: well this van can totally be used for war-like stuff.
Ahsoka: really?
Anakin: yeah, its as useful as the eggs in eggnog.
Jesse: ???
Obi Wan: well if your so certain why don't you give us an example Anakin
Anakin: well, say I blow up my ship and general Grivious is coming after me? I could just escape in my little van over here.
Rex: I'm pretty sure Greivious could still catch you and kill you.
Ahsoka: yeah not a good example
Fives: pfft, my speeder bike is faster than that
Echo: not since it got clogged with applesauce.
Hardcase: I love Apple sauce.
Jesse: wait how did your speeder bike get clogged with apple sauce?
Fives: DONT ASK
Echo: believe me you don't want to know. Its a crazy story that has to do with baby yoda, coffee, and Toliet paper.
Ahsoka: yeah I think well save that story for another time
Obi Wan: now back to how Anakin just wasted some of the councils money.
Anakin: well let me give another example. Say my speeder bike is in the body shop, and I really need to go to the store and buy some chicken and a bagel to fry
Ahsoka: why chicken and a bagel? That doesn't go.
Anakin: fine! Chicken and tuna
Rex: that doesn't make any sense either.
Anakin: whatever! The point is I can just slip right into my handy dandy van here and go shopping!
Fives: we have a general idiot leading us into battle everyday.
Ahsoka: did you boys just now figure that out?
Anakin: what? These stories could be possible!
Obi Wan: fine, go ahead and try telling the council of how this van can help us win this war Anakin.
Anakin: 😔😝😝😝
Jesse: this is crazy!
Hardcase: can we go and ride in this van thingie?
Ahsoka: yeah, I've always wanted to show up to the Jedi council in this cool rig. Then Mace Windu won't feel so special in his little red convertible. Ha ha ha!
Anakin: yeah! Lets all go in a nice little family ride and then maybe you all will realize how awesome and worth my money this van is!
Ahsoka: I seriously doubt that, but I'm ready for a free ride!
Rex: me too!
Fives: wait for me!
Hardcase: I want to come too! Oh, can we stop by the donut store?!?!
Anakin: sure.
Jesse: I'm coming too!
Obi Wan: -sighs- I might as well come along too. Uh, I just wanted some tea and instead I get a ride in a van. Life's weird.
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