Padme: and were here!
Shak Ti: yeah, that only took, like three whole days!
Luminara: it was Plo's fault! He kept insisting we stop at all these stores.
Barriss: yeah, he's not the only one...
Plo Koon: you made us stop just as many times as I did Luminara!
Luminara: 😒
Lux: can we go already? I want to jump on those lava rocks.
Satine: what if you fall in the lava?
Barriss: yes, dear. Only Jedi can
Lux: #sad
Shak Ti: interesting....
Barriss: why are you even spying on us?
Lux: yeah!
Shak Ti: because I want to make a better news report than Aayla
Satine: okay are we going to chat all day or go visit this weird place?! I still don't understand why everyone wanted to come here so bad.
Barriss: me too
Padme: ok, ok lets go. I'm going to post this all over space book. You guys make sure to do the same.
Shak Ti: okay
Plo Koon: fine
Lux: hey what's that sound?
Barriss: another ship???
Anakin, Obi Wan, Ahsoka, Maul, and the 501st have hacked into this chat
Anakin: what's up losers?
Fives: were not losers!
Rex: I think he meant the others
Ahsoka: I can't believe were finally here!
Echo: I can't believe you made me buy tickets to come to this place!
Obi Wan: we all should've expected something like this for agreeing to come on a trip with Anakin.
Anakin: whatev
Padme: Anakin what the bantha are you doing here??
Palpatine: everything is coming along as I have forseen....
Ahsoka: wait, what?
Palpatine: nothing! Nothing
Barriss: #sithlordconfirmed
Maul: I used to be a Sith lord, but Obi Wan cut me in half, and my master abandoned me. It sucked.
Satine: okay we keep getting off track. What are you guys doing here?
Anakin: oh, we just decided we'd show you guys how to have a good time! Which is something Padme knows nothing about!
Padme: Anakin Skywalker I'm coming for you!!!
Obi Wan: so uncivilized...
Jesse: can we go yet?
Hardcase: I just want to try one of those freshly grilled crabs. I'm starving.
Maul: I made you guys brownies and you wouldn't eat them
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
