Jesse: You guys won't believe what me and Tup found in Rex's quarters!
Echo: Why were you guys in Rex's quarters?
Tup: We had to clean it because we pranked the 212th the other day. (Under Jesse's suggestion) anyways are you sure we should tell them Jesse?
Jesse: Uh, yes, we have to tell them!
Fives: Okay, okay just give us the grub already.
Hardcase: Last time I ate grub I puked.
Kix: That's random
Fives: Just tell us!
Jesse: Okay let me send it to you
Tup: Rex is going to kill us if this gets out.
Kix: Why?
Tup: It's kind of...private
Jesse: The pic is sending
Fives: Can't wait!
Jesse:
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Echo: That has to be fake
Jesse: Nope its real.
Fives: Oh my...oh my... OH MY!!!!! I'm taking a screenshot!
Tup: Noooo! Guys if this gets out were dead.
Kix: No words.
Hardcase: What does it say?
Jesse: Did you never learn how to read?
Hardcase: No...
Kix: Then how are you texting us?
Hardcase: It's this weird voice automated thing. I say what I'm thinking and it types it.
Echo: Fives you better Not take a screen shot of that pic.
Fives has taken a screen shot of that pic
Fives: and... Done!
Echo: -facepalms-
Tup: What are you going to do with that?
Fives:
Echo: Don't put it on your blog fives
Fives: It's already done!
Kix: Rex is gonna kill you.
Fives: Not if its sent by someone anonymous....
Dogma has entered the chat
Dogma: Why the bantha did you call me here???
Hardcase: I road a bantha once... But then it fell on a bannana
Echo: Read the comments Dogma
Kix: And be prepared for weirdness
Dogma: I. can't. Even.
Fives: Who else is on this chat?
Jesse: Idk. Its just a random chat I found
Rex has entered the chat
Rex: what's going on here? Jesse, Tup you better be working.
Tup: ahhhhh! I'm dead meat!
Jesse: Rex... You have to belive me. My consciousness was taken over by an alien.
Rex: Wait, what? I'm reading the eariler comments.
Fives: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Echo: I tried to warn you...
Dogma: Your as good as this dead cow I'm cutting up
Hardcase: Why did you murder a cow!!!
Dogma: Uh, for hamburgers?
Hardcase: wait, I thought you were supposed to sacrifice chilli beans to the hamburger godess, not cows.
Echo: -facepalms-
Jesse: I've, a gotta run... Out of town... Forever....
Tup: Me too!
Rex: Guys!!!!!! Are you serious!!!!! I'm going to kill you all!!!
Echo: I knew it.
Kix: Sorry, but I can't resserect the dead. I'm just a medic
Fives: Look, Rex, its not what you think...
Rex: IT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. FIVES YOU ARE DEAD.
fives: But I'm not the one who found it...
Rex: YOU JUST POSTED IT ON YOUR BLOG WHERE THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE.
HARDCASE: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Fives: At least they won't know its you who owns that picture...
Rex: oh yeah, I'm sure. ITS RIGHT UNDER A HEADLINE THAT SAYS PROOF REXOKA IS REAL.
Fives: Point taken... I've gotta leave now.
Rex: Oh no.. Your a dead man!!!!
Fives has ran out of this chat as rex tries to kill him
Dogma: I have a butcher knife if you want it.
Kix: What the heck dude
Hardcase: Ooh. Are we playing tag now? I want in!
Echo: I knew it would end like this
That's all. I saw that pic on Pinterest and knew I had to make a texts out of it. Well, enjoy
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