Ahsoka: This party is amazing!
Anakin: Yeah! Cannonball!
He jumps into the pool
Obi Wan: Anakin, you just got water in my tea!
Anakin: It already had water in it, didn't it?
Obi Wan: Not chlorine water, no
Padme: This party is pretty awesome.
Satine: Yeah, we should rent this pool out more often
Barriss: Why is it on top of a building though?
Tup: ...It's kind of scary
Padme: Because this is Chancellor Palpatine's private pool...which is on top of the Senate building
Ahsoka: Which also happens to be the tallest building on Coruscant
Satine: Ya
Aayla: We should get a pool installed ontop of the jedi temple
Adi Galada: That would be awesome!
Kit: Oh yeah!
Shak Ti: But as soon as Mace Windu finds out, he'll say its off limits, and then just keep it for himself
Anakin: So then we go swimming at night!
Ahsoka: Eh, I guess that would work
Shak Ti: Arg! I can't tell if this is sunscreen or my tattoos on my face!
Luminaria: Well my skin is green, so yeah, I can tell
Lux: Imagine if sunscreen was green.
Barriss: Woah. Dear, you're changing my life with those thoughts
Rex: Hey, what happened to the 501st?
Ahsoka: I was wondering the same thing
Fives: Attack!
They all come in with water guns and squirt everyone
Rex: Seriously?
Cody: Now my sunglasses are soaked
Obi Wan: Well, rip my tea. Anakin, you really need to keep your men under control
Anakin: Hey, Jesse, hand me that water gun
He squirts Obi Wan with it, who in return throws his tea all over him
Obi Wan: Don't try it again
Anakin: Now I smell like tea!
Padme: Better than your usual garbage smell
Satine: #roasted
Shak Ti: Why does he smell like garbage?
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
