Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Jedi Secrets

Ahsoka: one question. Why is there a segway in the cleaning closet of the jedi temple?!

Shak Ti: what?

Kit: there's a Segway in there, of all places?

Aayla: I had no idea

Ahsoka: don't play dumb with me. Someone put it there

Anakin: send a pic

Ahsoka: uh, why?

Adi Galada: so we know its actually there

Shak Ti: I'm so confused. What is a Seg-way?

Aayla: have you been living under a rock?

Shak Ti: no, I have been living on Kimono. 

Plo Koon: yeah, she has

Obi Wan: what? A segway? That's impossible. No way a jedi would sneak one into the cleaning closet

Kit:

Aayla:

Adi:

Plo Koon: actually that does sound kind of fun

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: here's the pic. Now someone explain!

Obi Wan: well, theres clearly a segway in there.

Adi: yeah, but how'd it get in there is the big question

Anakin: idk. Best just leave it there.

Ahsoka: no way. Not until I get answers

Anakin: maybe it's a force sensitive Segway and its in there because its special

Obi Wan: -faceplam-

Kit: I have no clue how it got there.

Aayla: me either. But you better not touch it or do anything.

Ahsoka: okay, I'm throwing this out of the window unless someone explains what is going on here

Plo Koon: nooo!!!!

Shak Ti: I have no clue what is going on here

Aayla: what do we do?

Obi Wan: maybe Ahsoka is old enough to know the truth

Ahsoka: what?

Anakin: no, she would spoil it!

Ahsoka: oh just tell me already. Plus, when have I ever not kept a secret

Anakin: when you told everyone about my phobia of rubber chickens.

Ahsoka:

Kit: that was some valuable info there

Adi: yeah, years worth of pranks, practically

Ahsoka: guys, tell me what the deal is with this segway or I will throw it out the window. Seriously.