Anakin: That's it! I'm taking a road trip! Ahsoka, Rex, the 501st, and I guess Obi Wan, jump in my van
Ahsoka: Wait where are we going?
Rex: How can we just leave? Or fit the whole 501st in the van?
Obi Wan: and why? What happened Anakin?
Anakin: urgg..I have to explain everything. So, Mace Windu is making me vaccum the halls of the jedi temples. VACUUM. EVERY.SINGLE.INCH.OF.THE.FLOOR.
Obi Wan: We get it Anakin
Ahsoka: who-ee, that's a lot
Fives: but General Skywalker did something to get that punishment, didn't he?
Rex: he did
Anakin: I threw the refrigerator out the window
Obi Wan: Why???
Anakin: Somone thought it was a hilarious idea to put a rubber chicken in there...scared me to death
Plo Koon: I just found one lying on the street and I put it in the fridge for a literal second!
Aayla: Ah, I remember that
Kit: Anakin's scream scared me to death. I thought Grevious was back with another segway or something.
Anakin: It was obviously all a trick. Those rubber chickens sure our sly... I don't have such weaknesses
Ahsoka: Sure...
Anakin: Well I'm leaving in 10 seconds so come on if your coming with me
Rex: How is everyone supposed to fit?
Anakin: Ah, I have a new addition to my van
He clicks a button and the van expands until it's super long. (Like 500 feet guys. Maybe even longer)
Obi Wan: I did not see that coming
Rex: None of us did.
Anakin: Well come on! Let's go see the world!
Jesse: Vacation!
Hardcase: Yay!
Fives: let me bring my donut floatie!
Echo: I got my book
Dogma: I got a frying pan
Tup: For what?
Dogma: Knocking someone out. Or frying some eggs in it
Rex: Wait, so we're all just going to abandoned our jobs?
Anakin: Yeah, it's not like Grevious is going to come to Coruscant and kidnap Chancellor Palpatine or anything.
Obi Wan: You better hope not
Jesse: I call shotgun!
Fives: Noooo I wanted it!
Ahsoka: I mean....why skip a good trip?
Rex: (I'm not sure it's going to be good) but okay, I'll come along too
Obi Wan: I'm going to pass. An afternoon without Anakin is rare
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
