Aayla: Has anyone seen my red high heels?
Adi Gallia: No, but I've been missing my brown boots for a week now
Kit: Hey, I lost an old pair of my sneakers just last week too!
Lux: Cheese.
Shaak Ti: What?
Lux: I lost my cheese.
Barriss: It'll be ok
Lux: Thanks Barrie
Ahsoka: Yuck. And yeah I've been missing some sandals. I thought I just misplaced them around the Jedi temple though, considering how big it is and all
Vos: I once had a pair of cowboy boots
Aayla: They're missing too?
Vos: No, I threw them down a 50ft skyscraper, let them get run over by 20 speeders, wacked several criminals unconcious with them, washed them in a washing machine, then threw them in the swamp on Degobah.
Obi Wan: Vos....why?
Vos: Well I was going to go fishing for them, but, uh, it didn't really work, in a swamp and all....
Ahsoka: Wow
Anakin: AHHH!!!!
Obi Wan: If this is about the rubber chicken/toaster conspiracy, get lost
Adi Gallia: We don't want to hear it.
Aayla: Again
Anakin: No! No! It's- my shoes
Kit: A real shocker there.
Ahsoka: Everyone seems to have lost a pair of shoes
Shaak Ti: Indeed. And to think someone would even consider stealing my 10 year old moccasins.
Plo Koon: Or my old man shoes, and Skywalker keeps calling them
Anakin: They are. 🤣 And you won't believe what happened to my shoes
Aayla: If it can beat Vos's story it sure must be something
Anakin: Grevious. He's forgotten about lightsabers. Now he has a new collection. Jedi shoes.
Obi Wan: ....
Adi Gallia: Can't believe I'm saying this...but that beat Vos's story
Meanwhile, aboard Grevious's ship:
Grevious: Hehehe, now you will pay Jedi scum
Eth Koth: What do you want from me?
Grevious: Tell me how to sneak into the Jedi temple, and I will give you this box of chicken nuggets
Eth Koth: Please...just stop
Grevious: Spill it! Or I will eat these chicken nuggets myself
Eth Koth: Wait, you can eat food?
Grevious: Of course I can what-
Droid: Sir, this is a highly unusual form of interrogation
Grevious: Silence! Or I will be making toast with your head!
Droid, slowly backing away: O-k
Eth Koth: I...must....resist....
Grevious: Fight it if you dare, but it will do you no good! -cough- cough- cough-
Eth Koth: You need to see a doctor, man.
Grevious: Silence! You will tell me how to sneak into the Jedi temple, but until then, it appears I have another fine addition to my collection
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
