Anakin: So, what do we got my men?
Fives: I found this roll of ducktape in the trash can. I thought we could use it to decorate the walls of the mancave
Rex: Or fix the walls...
Dogma: How did they get...destroyed like that anyways?
Anakin: Let's just say it's not a good idea to ride a segway around in here while holding your lightsaber
Cody: Noted.
Tup: Uh, I brought this thing of brownie mix. It was at at a yard sale.
Jesse: Dude! They probably poisoned it!
Hardcase: Oh! Brownies!
Rex: Hardcase! No!!!
He eats the brownie mix
Fives: Well, at least we know the brownies weren't poisonous
Anakin: -sighs- Well, there goes breakfast. I guess we can use the box as a wall decoration.
He tapes it on the wall
Rex: Uh...sir, don't we have more important things to do than, to um, furnish your mancave?
Anakim: Uh, no. What else have you all brought?
Kix: This first-aid kit. And bye, I'm not staying in this place. I have actual work to do.
Jesse: Reorganizing your bandages for the 100th time doesn't count as busy
Bly: I, uh, brought this thing of clean-x's. Uh, may I ask why there is a porg statue on that cardboard box?
Anakin: That's my desk! And, well, let's just say that's my prize from a hard working day of Porg hunting
Fives: Ah, I remember that. Quite well...
Hardcase: It was fun!
Jesse: Crazy
Bly: I've...heard the tales
Anakin: Anyways, down to business!
Tup: Uh...may I ask what that means?
Cody: We can't exactly shoot some clankers in here
Anakin: We could line up some criminal rubber chickens and pulverize them to orange juice
Dogma: What
Jesse: So that's why that orange juice tasted so weird
Cody: -spits it out- I'm never eating something in here ever again.
Rex: Wise choice. I learned the hard way. Let's just say never try General Skywalker's lasagna.
Anakin: Oh whatever. As for business, you have two options. A, we can discuss ways to prank people like Obi Wan, Ahsoka, and Padme, or B, we can go over my master plan on how to obliterate every rubber chicken in existence
Cody:
Fives: Is there a third option?
Echo: Probably not.
Rex: Uh...why not work on those puzzles...over there?
Tup: Oh! Puzzles!!!
Fives: I can do them quicker than you!
Anakin: Oh, those aren't puzzles. They're pictures of Yoda I cut up when I got mad at him
Cody: (Is it safe to leave?)
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
