Rex: where did all my soldiers go?
Anakin: don't you mean mine?
Rex: yes sir
Ahsoka: what do you mean where are they?
Rex: oh hi Ahsoka. My soldiers are just gone. Like they vanished
Anakin: a joke?
Rex: where could they possibly be hiding?
Ahsoka: did you check with the 212th? They might be pranking them
Rex: yep. And their not there
Anakin: hmm. What a mystery...
Ahsoka: you know where their hiding don't you sky guy?
Anakin: say what... Um uh no...
Rex: he obviously knows
Ahsoka: yeah..
Rex: if this is some joke...
Anakin: gotta run, bye
Ahsoka: chicken
Rex: 🐔. What now?
Ahsoka: look for them?
Meanwhile on another chat...
Tup: I feel bad doing this
Fives: come on its just a joke!
Hardcase: yeah!
Jesse: how long are we hiding here for exactly?
Fives:?
Anakin: hey guys! Rex and Ahsoka are looking for you now!
Fives: great! Now time to prank them
Dogma: for the record, I'm only doing this because you demanded me to general Skywalker...
Tup: I just didn't want to be left out
Jesse: you mean left in the dark!
Tup:😒
Jesse: okay okay who's going where?
Anakin: okay, me fives and Dogma will scare Ahsoka. Hardcase, Jesse, and Tup will scare Rex okay?
Fives: yes sir!
Anakin: oh and don't forget a vedio!
Tup: 👌
Meanwhile
Ahsoka: any luck?
Rex: no unfortunately
Ahsoka: where could they be hiding?!
Ahsoka is searching down the halls for everyone when Anakin and his clones jump from the airvent and scare her
Anakin: ha! We got you!
Ahsoka: did not!
Anakin: come on! Your face was priceless!
Ahsoka:
Fives: hey if we hurry we can see rex's reaction
Ahsoka: okay, rex being scared is something I want to see
Anakin: me too! His face will be priceless!
Meanwhile...
Rex is searching for his men as Hardcase, jesse and Tup jump from the air vents and scare him
Rex: Ahhhh! HOLY CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!
Jesse: did you just say holy chicken nuggets?
Rex: .... What are you guys thinking scaring me like that! I litterly though you were separatist!!!
Hardcase: we got you soo good!
Rex: 😒
Anakin: did you guys get a vedio! That was hilarious!
Rex: was everyone watching??
Ahsoka: sorry... I couldn't miss the rare opportunity of you getting scared
Fives: wait until I add this to my blog!
Tup:you have a blog?
Fives: yep its called pranking everyone you meet
Anakin: I've got to check it out!
Rex and ahsoka: just why???
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
