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Revenge on Anakin

Ahsoka had added everyone to the "Revenge On Anakin" chat

Ahsoka: Am I the only one who is getting really annoyed over Anakin pranking me??

Rex: No, dear Cinnamon Roll. Its starting to get on my nerves too. 🙄🙄🙄

Fives: Aww, cute.

Kix: Hehehem?

Fives: I mean yeah, General Skywalker is super annoying

Rex: Weren't you helping him prank people?

Jesse: Yeah, me and Hardcase too

Fives: Bro! Okay, well yeah

Hardcase: It was fun! Until my coffee pot got thrown into the pool, then it fell 100ft off of that skyscraper into the cities of Coruscant

Ahsoka: ....wow

Rex: Should I even ask what you were doing up there?

Cody: Or why you have a coffee pot?

Hardcase: I just stole it from a store one day

Fives: Shoplifter!

Kix: I thought you said you were there that day too?

Fives: Yeah, so?

Echo: You're a shoplifter too

Fives: -slaps Echo with a piece of toast- I prefer the term thief. It sounds way cooler

Ahsoka: Um, this is interesting and all, but we're getting way off topic. Basically, I made this chat for anyone who wants to help me get revenge on Anakin

Adi Gallia: -Instantly raises hand- I'm in!

Kit: Me too. It's starting to get really annoying with tomatoes falling on me as soon as I step foot inside the jedi temple

Aayla: You think that's bad? Try getting scared to death by finding a giant Nute Guntay body pillow right under your covers

Ahsoka: Omc, that is creepy

Aayla: Ikr

Shaak Ti: The only displeasure I'm having is when I find that my toliet paper stash has been raided.

Fives: Oh, yeah, I almost forgot about that

Jesse: We covered Senator Amidala's office with it, and then Mace Windu's bedroom, and Yoda's motor boat

Adi Gallia: Wait, hold up. Master Yoda has a motor boat???

Kit: Whatttt???

Fives: Yeah.

Plo Koon: I've seen him in it. He goes fishing every Saturday

Shaak Ti: He must be the one who keeps stealing my hot dogs. Every Friday, they're just gone

Jesse: Their excellent bait, I hear