Anakin: Psst, psst! Obi Wan!
Obi Wan: Anakin it's three am. What do you want?
Anakin: I-
Obi Wan: Don't say cashew chicken. Not again
Anakin: No, I just can't find my shoes
Obi Wan:
Obi Wan: What?
Anakin: I took off my shoes somewhere, and now I can't find them!
Obi Wan: How?
Anakin: Do you have any idea how big the Jedi Temple is??? I once lost a Hamster in here and I still haven't found it!
Obi Wan: Well, that's not my problem! Go find your own shoes
Anakin: But if Mace Windu finds out I'm up past lights out time, he'll kill me! Or make me do the dishes. I can't decide what's worse.
Obi Wan: Just wait until morning then
Anakin: But then everyone will think I'm a loser for losing my shoes.
Obi Wan: Then get up, find them, go back to bed, and don't bug me again.
Anakin: Ok
Anakin: Its kinda creepy here at night
Obi Wan I'm blocking you so I can get some sleep tonight
Anakin: If you must
Anakin: Dang, those doors slam loudly. But thankfully, I'm the only Jedi awake
Ahsoka: Hey Master
Anakin: AHHHH!!!
Ahsoka: Shhh!!! Mace Windu might hear! And I don't want to have to clean the windows!
Anakin: What are you doing out here?
Ahsoka: Getting a drink of pink lemonade
Anakin: Why?
Ahsoka: It helps you sleep. Master Plo Koon told me. And also I heard a noise so I thought I would investigate. You know, ever since Cad Bane stole our laundry detergent I've been pretty wary
Anakin: It was just my door. It creaks super loudly
Ahsoka: So what are you doing up?
Anakin: Looking for my shoes.
Ahsoka: ...I'm...not gonna ask. But I'll help
Anakin: Let's go to the kitchen first.
Ahsoka: Wait, do you hear that sound?
Anakin: It sounds like...the tv. In the basement
Ahsoka: Better make sure Maul or Savage haven't snuck in again
-They go down to the basement
Ahsoka: Is that...
Anakin: Wii music?
-They find Kit Fisto playing on the wii, making miis.
Kit: Hohoho, that one looks so good! Just like Mace Windu. 🤣 Oh wait, his eyebrows need to be higher
Ahsoka: Master Fisto?
Kit: AHHH!!!
-He throws his wii remote at them
Anakin: Ahhh!!! Watch it dude!
Kit: What are you doing here??
Ahsoka: We heard a noise. What are you doing here?
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
