Fives: My bros, I have a brilliant idea
Echo: No you don't
Fives: Why do you say that?
Dogma: Cause your ideas are never good ones
Tup: I have to agree. Remember that one time you thought it would be fun to cover the floor in orange crush soda and slide on it? Yeah, the floor is STILL orange and sticky.
Jesse: It'll probably be like that for life.
Kix: I'm just gonna warn ya Fives. I'm out. Nothing crazy. Not me.
Hardcase: I wanna do something fun!
Jesse: Me too! Can we cover a shoe in chocolate?
Fives: Oh, good idea, I might use that later... but today we're going to be....attempting to throw slime on Rex!
Echo: Shoulda guessed you were thinking about something crazy like that
Fives: Who's in?
Dogma: That's not going to end well...so no
Tup: 100% no. You don't want to get on Rex's bad side
Echo: (You don't want to get on Five's bad side either, trust me)
Fives: Sometimes bro...
Echo: And no, I'm not in, obviously
Jesse: In
Hardcase: Cheese.
Fives: What?
Hardcase: Oh, did I say cheese? I meant that I'm in
Fives: Great....come on, seriously Echo! You're not going to join us?
Echo: No
Fives: Pleaseeee
Echo: Fives, I'm not going to throw slime on anyone...except maybe you if I got the chance...
Jesse: oHo...
Fives: Party Pooper! Let's go!
Hardcase: Where?
Fives: Out of this chat!
Jesse: Okay. Let's make slime!
Hardcase: Can we put glitter in it?
Fives: Oh, yes
Echo: That's going to be a mess
Fives: Get outta here!
Echo: I thought you were leaving?
Fives: 😒
Fives, Jesse, and Hardcase have left the chat
Kix: ....So who's anxious to see how this ends?
Dogma: Me
Tup: I'm kinda curious
Echo: Oh, definitely me
Fives: Okay, have we got the ingredients?
Jesse: Yes! Wait, what happened to the food dye?
Hardcase: Will my head turn red if I pour this stuff on it
Fives: Hardcase no! Give that here!
Hardcase: Fine. I guess I can try it out with the green dye
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
