Ahsoka: Wow, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready for fall!
Padme: Me too. I can't wait to start wearing all my cloaks and jackets and scarfs
Anakin: Cloaks? Sorry Padme, that's a jedi and sith only kinda thing
Satine: I wore one once
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Obi Wan: Beautiful. I love my robes
Cody: Then why do you leave them all over the place? You know, it's exhausting to pick up your robes after your epic entrances
Obi Wan: Oh, sorry, I never thought about that
Rex: Well Cody, it's better than taking pics of General Skywalker for his Space-tagram.
Ahsoka: Lol, remember that time he litterly made you take a pic of him as he sliced off a droids head?
Rex: Ah, yes
Anakin: It got like, a lot of likes
Obi Wan: Uh, it only got 10
Anakin: That's a lot for me
Padme: I get like 100 likes on my posts Anakin
Anakin: Well that's not my fault!
Satine: Chill guys
Cody: Yes, it is a little chilly out. I'm starting to wish I could wear one of those scarfs General Plo Koon made for the wolf pack
Ahsoka: Yeah, he made me one too. I gave it to this homeless guy though
Rex: Wait, you mean Maul?
Ahsoka: Yup. He claimed he was technically homeless. I just shrugged and gave him my scarf
Obi Wan: You should have let that cockroach freeze to death!
Satine: Brutal
Anakin: Pfft, not for Obi Wan. He cut ot Mauls legs
Obi Wan: I'll do the same to you one day Anakin
Anakin: as if. You would underestimate my power
Ahsoka: If you mean your power to do weird things, then there's a good chance of that
Rex: Well, speaking of fall, does anyone want some apple cider?
Ahsoka: Sure Rexter
Satine: I'll trade you 100 pumpkins for some. You wouldn't believe the fall service at Mandalore. Litterly all they get is pumpkins! No apple cider!
Anakin: Sure, it'll be perfect for my man cave Rex
Obi Wan: I don't know...I'm more of a tea addict myself
Padme: Sure I'll take some. It'll make everyone else at the council meeting I'm going to jealous.
Ahsoka: Lol, let's bring some to the jedi council meeting. It will bug Mace Windu to death
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