Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Weird Ships

Fives: Welcome everyone. I call this the weird ships chat

Bariss & Lux: were not that weird of a couple

Rex & Ahsoka: no....you are

Padme & Satine: who is who?

Obi Wan & Ventress: it is quite confusing when there's two of us as the same person

Satine & Kix: these ships are so...weird.. No offense

Satine & Kix: none taken

Maul & Ahsoka: what the chicken? how can I come up with evil plans when someone is adding me to a weird ships chat?!

Maul & Ahsoka: why is this even a ship?
🙈🙈🙈

Rex and Ahsoka: look, Maul, if you put one hand on my precious Cinnamon Roll, you will pay!

Fives: 😍😍😍

Lux & Bariss: like I said, were not that bad of a couple

Shak Ti & Grevious: it's no weirder than this ship

Anakin & Ahsoka: I didn't even know that was a ship

Rex & Ahsoka: I didn't know any of these were ships

Grevious & Ventess: get me out of this weird ships chat right now! I don't belong with this cyborg!

Fives: okay, I just need to establish one thing. What's the weirdest ship of them all?

Satine & Kix: does it really matter?

Obi Wan & Ventress: this is worse than the couple chat...

Anakin & Ahsoka: yeah. Why do people even ship me and Anakin together?

Shak Ti & Grevious: probably the same reason they ship Rexsoka

Obi Wan & Ventress: why does anyone have to ship me with anyone?

Rex & Ahsoka: I don't think we're that weird of a couple. We get along pretty well

Anakin & Ahsoka: sure, a clone that looks thirty who is really ten goes with a teenage jedi

Obi Wan & Ventress: no weirder than any of these other "ships"

Grevious & Ventress: this one is the worst

Grevious & and Ventress: hey! I'm not that bad

Barriss & Lux: I can't even tell who is who

Fives: so everyone make their vote for weirdest ship!

Rex & Ahsoka: how will you tell who is who?

Fives: fine. I guess I'll add you all on separately

Satine & Kix: phew. This was getting embarrassing

Obi Wan: I vote for Grevious/ Ventress

Rex: Bariss/ Lux

Ahsoka: same. How did that even happen?

Lux: well I'm voting for Rexsoka!

Barriss: I will too

Shak Ti: I'm going to have to go with me and Grevious. Who even came up with that?

Grevious: -cough- why does no one want to date me?

Ventress: because your a creepy and sick cyborg

Satine: and evil! As for weirdest ship, I'm going with me and that clone Kix. Why do people keep pairing us up?

Ventress: I'm for me and Grevious. It doesn't make any sense!

Grevious: of course not to you, witch. It's that one with that Anakin dude and his padawan. Their like brother and sister, not like a couple

Anakin: true, true

Maul: just get me out of here.

Kix: Fives, first off I can't even believe you made this chat...second off, I can't even choose one because their all too weird

Fives: fine. Looks like General Skywalker is the last one left.

Ahsoka: what are you voting for master?

Anakin: hmm, I could go with Adi Galada and Savage, or maybe yoda and Jabba....

Obi Wan: how are these things even ships?

Rex: I'm never going to think of things right again...

Fived: oh, very interesting ship... (I might add some of those to the next weirdest ships chat)

Satine: not another...😣😣😣

Ventress: I agree with her for once

Anakin: well, I think I've finally decided.

Fives: yes?

Anakin: I'm going with Mace Windu and and Jar Jar Binks

Obi Wan: no way is that an actual ship

Rex: oh my god

Ahsoka: I can't stop laughing. Why did I never think of that?

Grevious: well now I know how to humiliate Master Windu on the battle field. Ha ha ha...

Ventress: that's it. I'm outta here

Fives: okay...I think that ship actaully wins

Anakin: now all that's left to do is to add Mace Windu and Jar Jar to the chat...

Rex: oh no

Ahsoka: I don't think that's a good idea

Obi Wan: Anakin, unless you want to die, you better not do that

Anakin has added Mace windu and Jar Jar Binks to the weird ships chat

Mace Windu & Jar Jar: what the actual shoe

Mace Windu & Jar Jar: messa finally get to text!

Anakin: congrats, you've won the title of weirdest ship ever.

Mace Windu & Jar Jar: Skywalker, I'm going to kill you!

First of all, I don't mean to insult you if you ship any of these ships. When I say weirdest ships, I just mean ships that really don't have a chance of happening, you know. Though I might have an issue if you ship Yoda and Jabba.

Meme of the week:

Omg....