Aayla: So...who's gotten their Secret Santa Gift?
Jesse: Well, I found a sock on my porch, but I pretty sure its just the sock I lost
Kix: It is. I found it in my first-aid kit. My first-aid Kit.
Fives: Ha ha, I thought you would never find it! And no, I don't have my gift yet
Barriss: I got mine! It's a...small blanket
Aayla: ...it's a scarf, you mean
Barriss: Oh whatever. It's perfect for my cantaloupe to keep warm in
Ahsoka: Whatttt
Lux: I got this tie. It makes a lit bandanna
Rex: O-k
Ahsoka: Got your present yet?
Rex: Yes. It was a box of bandages. Thank you Kix!
Kix: Hey, how did you know it was me?
Fives: Seriously? One couldn't be more obvious. And I got like the hardest person ever to buy for!!!!
Satine: Good luck?
Fives: They litterly don't want anything
Aayla: Shhh!!! You'll give it away.
Adi Gallia: You got your gift yet? I got mine. A shoe.
Kit: What?
Adi Gallia: Yeah. Just one single shoe. It doesn't even have a match. I mean, it'll be great for killing crickets and spiders.
Barriss: Glad you enjoy!
Adi Gallia: ...Yeah
Lux: Hey, I'm going to sneak into the jedi temple to sneak some of those candy canes in the microwave. Want to come with?
Barriss: Sure. ☺️☺️☺️
Ahsoka: Let's leave them to their weirdness
Cody: So...what are you doing?
Rex: Shopping.
Ahsoka: Making Christmas cards
Anakin: Getting ready to jump out of this window
Padme: Anakin what???
Obi Wan: I won't be there in a speeder to catch you this time
Anakin: I put the trampoline down below me
Shaak Ti: How high is the window?
Anakin: Oh, you know, about 130 feet high
Satine: Oh gosh don't do it
Anakin: Fine! I'm off to dress up as Santa and beg for money. He he he...I know exactly what I'm going to get for my gift..
Padme: I honestly feel kind of bad for whoever Anakin got. 😬😬😬
Ahsoka: They'll probably get something weird
Rex: Most definitely
Padme: Well, I finished my secret santa.
Shaak Ti: I just dropped mine off
Obi Wan: Oh what do you know, there's a package on my porch
Kit: #obvious
Shaak Ti: It was the best I could do
Obi Wan: It's...it's...tea!
Shaak Ti: You know I tried my best
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
