Rex: Hey guys, uh, what's the plan to get the Separatists?
Ahsoka: Let me ask Anakin
Rex: 👌
Anakin: Guys I'm trying to relax!
Ahsoka: But we need to know the plan!
Rex: Sorry to interrupt your, err, relaxing, but we have to get control of this Separatist base somehow.
Anakin: Maybe your men have some ideas Rex
Rex: No offense, but they're kind of extremely goofy
Anakin: Just leave me alone!
Anakin has left this chat
Ahsoka: I think he's still mad about going to Tatooine... You know how he is about sand...
Rex: So what now Comander?
Ahsoka: Well, lets do what Anakin suggested; ask your men
Rex: This is not going to end well...
Ahsoka has added Fives, Jesse, Hardcase, Tup, Dogma, Kix, and Echo to the chat
Fives: What's this about? Can we prank the general???
Ahsoka: I wouldn't suggest it...
Jesse: Why'd you call us all here?
Rex: We need a plan to take the separatist base. Any ideas?
Hardcase: We could blast 'em all!
Dogma: We should ask the General
Ahsoka: He's not in a good mood today...
Fives: Why not just annoy them to death with Hardcase?
Hardcase: Hey!
Echo: A basic battle strategy would be to simply sneak inside and defeat their commander.
Fives: That's boring Echo...
Jesse: How many clankers we talking about?
Hardcase: As many as I can destroy!
Rex: At least a battalion, plus whatever specialized droids they've got
Tup: Why do they get special droids and not us?
Fives: You have me, an Arc Trooper!
Echo: I'm an Arc Trooper too!
Fives: But you're not fun like me
Echo: I'm logical
Fives: Too logical
Rex: Back to the plan! What are we seriously going to do?
Hardcase: We could get Kix to wrap them up in bandages!
Kix: I'm a medic.
Fives: No, you're a medix! Get it? Lololol
Kix:
Ahsoka: Maybe we should just ask Obi-Wan's battalion.
Fives: We can't ask them for help!
Echo: Uh, why not?
Hardcase: Because they're our rivals!
Rex: I told you this wouldn't work...
Ahsoka: Okay if you guys don't help come up with an epic plan, then I'm calling in the 212th.
Jesse: Woah. Talk about blackmail!
Rex: You guys wouldn't listen...
Dogma: I don't see why General Skywalker isn't here. We should follow him because he's the General
Jesse: Well, he's not here.
Tup: Why don't we just kidnap a droid and reprogram it to do whatever we want?
Ahsoka: Something like that could work
Hardcase: Hey, we're way more epic and powerful than they are!!! Let's just go and take that base!
Fives: Yeah! Who's with us!
Most of the clones yell in agreement.
Ahsoka: This is not going to end well...
Rex: It never does...
Original Draft Wrote On: 3-08-19
Edited On: 1-28-24
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