Rex: Men! Lights out!
Hardcase: Do we have to???
Fives: No!
Rex: Fives-
He gets hit in the head with a pillow
Jesse: Pillow Fight!
Tup: Not with the sequin one though! It kind of hurts!
Dogma: No it doesn't
Echo: Yes it does
Fives: I'll show you!
Dogma: Ow! Fives I'll get you for that!!!
Rex: Hey, everyone needs to calm down and get some-
Hardcase: Brownies!
Rex: No, no, no! I already put them up!
Jesse: Oh, don't worry, we'll put them back away
Fives: If there's any left
Tup: I want the one with sprinkles!
Dogma: But I wanted one too and there's only one!
Tup: I guess you can have it then...
Dogma: No, you called it first
Fives: My bros, I have a solution to all of this.
Rex: No brownies for anyone
Hardcase: I already ate five
Fives: We just add sprinkles to all of them
Hardcase: Can we add bacon bits too?
Jesse: Omg, yes!
Echo: Ew that's gross
Fives: Don't worry, I'll put some broccoli on yours
Echo: Fives!
Rex: Fine. One brownie then off to bed for everyone!
Hardcase: But I don't want to sleep!
Fives: Then let's jump on our beds
Dogma: I can jump the highest
Echo: Without hitting your head?
Fives: So that's how the ceiling got busted...
Tup: I don't have a top bunk and I don't want to break my head
Rex: Then don't jump
Jesse: Come jump on mine! Its lower to the ground
Tup: Whee!!!
Fives: Hey Echo, catch this manual!
Echo: Woah! I actually caught it!
Jesse: Keep tossing it
Echo: Okay
Dogma: Oh....
Hardcase: It just fell in the toilet...
Rex: Okay, that's it, bed for everyone!
Jesse: But we haven't even started our dance party yet!
Fives: Yeah! Echo, put on Immortals by Fall out boy
Dogma: Centuries is better
Hardcase: What about the wheels on the bus? I like that one
Fives: No, that's for babies
Echo: Immortals first, then Centuries
Rex: Boys! That's so loud the separatists could hear across the battlefield!
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
