Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read.
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Savage: hello. It has come to my attention that many of us don't have eyebrows. So I've decided to make a chat for all of us
Ahsoka: um....okay
Ventress: I should've guessed he'd do something weird
Maul: how is anyone supposed to do evil plans when your brother is litterly adding you to a 'no eyebrows chat?'
Rako Hardeen:First off, I actaully do have eyebrows, and second, do you ever take a break from your "evil plans"?
Maul: ....no
Grevious: who are you even?
Aura Sing: he's a bounty hunter. Like me
Ventress: I'm a bounty hunter too ya know
Cad Bane: me too
Aura Sing: I guess having no eyebrows is a bounty hunter thing
Hondo: and a pirate thing!
Aura Sing: Hondo...I didnt know you were on this chat....
Ahsoka: yuck
Savage: that's worse than the whole Grevious/Ventress thing
Ventress: first off, we don't have a thing. Second off, never even mention that me and that cyborg are a ship
Savage: okay! Just don't kill me
Cad Bane: I will
Savage: ?!?!?!?
Maul: he's just kidding
Rako Hardeen: is he though?
Cad Bane: I see you watching the Lego movie while eating nachos
Maul: ?!?!?!?
Ahsoka: lolololol
Savage: your watching the Lego movie without me?!?!? I thought you were making up evil plans!
Maul: ...I am. I have to see how other evil plans play out. For some reason though the good guy always wins
Rako Hardeen: then maybe you should just give up on the whole Obi Wan/revenge thing
Ahsoka: yeah, that would be great. It's so annoying when your with Obi Wan and then Maul just comes out of no where with a wacko plan
Maul: ....wait, how did you know about my vendetta against Obi Wan?
Aura Sing: yeah, how did this weird guy know?
Cad Bane: I knew there was something off about him
Rako Hardeen: okay, first off I'm not weird, and second, doesn't everybody know?
Ahsoka: true
Ventress: ya
Grevious: you know I have a thing against Obi Wan too
Hondo: ah, it's always about that old jedi Obi Wan! What about your good friend Hondo!
Aura Sing: quite true...😏😍😏
Hondo: ....
Ventress: seriously.
Savage: wouldn't it be so weird if Obi Wan was actually on this chat this whole time?
Rako Hardeen:
Cad Bane: it would be
Ventress: well he has gone undercover before....
Aura Sing: yeah, bounty hunters do that a lot....
Cad Bane: if you think I'm Obi Wan in disguise, then I will hit you in the shin
Grevious: okay. I'll be standing out of this blue guys way
Hondo: why is he blue though? I've always wondered
Ahsoka: idk. I'm orange
Savage: I love oranges
Maul: that was kinda random Savage
Aura Sing: I heard rumors that once he got paintballed down with non-removable dye and that since then he's been blue
Ventress: that's quite a theory
Rako Hardeen: it could be true though
Cad Bane: what the chicken? I was born blue!
Grevious: that's kind of disturbing
Ventress: like you?
Maul: No, like you
Ventress: 😡
Savage: well you are kind of this creepy witch lady
Ventress: I'm a bounty hunter now!
Rako Hardeen: I guess it's true that people change their jobs
Aura Sing: yeah, once I used to sell refrigerators for a living
Grevious: I used to sell hot dogs at a hot dog stand
Cad Bane: why is Rako litterly on the floor laughing his guts out?
Hondo: I am too! I can't believe this all powerful general dude used to sell hot dogs!
Ahsoka: ....that is really funny actaully
Grevious: quit making fun of me or I'll kick you!
Ahsoka: I'm sorry- I can't even
Anakin: hi guys! I shaved off my eyebrows because I wondered what goes on in this chat!
Hardcase: me too!
Rako Hardeen: -facepalm-
Ha ha ha. I never would've guessed one year ago thatI would be making the literal no eyebrows chat. Also, would you guys mine commenting your favorite star wars booksdown below? I just got into readingsome. So farI've read Dark Disciple, A New Dawn, Ahsoka, and Icurrently reading the Queen's Shadow.
Meme of the week:
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#truefacts. Get ready for the may the fourth AND revenge of the fifth specials guys...
Also, thoughts on how the clone wars is going to end? I think it would be cool if it had Obi Wan's message to the remaining jedi playing as we see the survivors making their escape. Also a Rexsoka hug would be nice.
Omg, I just watched the episode of the clone wars shattered- and just omg....my rexsoka heart...that hurt
