Yoda: Free on this Friday, are you?
Obi Wan: Yes Master. I just have to remove the pair of sneakers Anakin tapped to my ceiling as a prank.
Mace Windu: -sighs- Skywalker...
Yoda: Do this paperwork, you must. Going on vacation, I am.
Obi Wan: Okay, I think I can manage. Where are you headed?
Yoda: To Naboo, I am. At a ducktape museum I will go
Mace Windu: And I'm going on a mission to stop Grevious from stealing giant bags of cheetos from factories. We're really started to run low on our cheeto supply
Fives in the background: No cheetos?!??!?! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!
Jesse: Its a mental breakdown! *Kazoo noises*
Mace Windu: I better leave now
Yoda: Crazy the Jedi get, when gone I am
Obi Wan: I've dealt with Anakin enough times to handle everyone for a day or two
Yoda: Good luck, I bring to you
-He puts a sticky note that says; Grand Jedi Master for the day, Obi Wan is, On Obi Wan's back
Yoda: Come in handy, this will
Obi Wan: Goodbye Master
Yoda: Cha cha
Obi Wan: ...I'm not going to ask. Now to get to work.
-A sticky hand slaps him in the face
Obi Wan: ANAKIN
Anakin: Whatever you do, don't look in the vents. Anakin isn't there
Obi Wan: -sighs- I'll blow this soda up in your face
Anakin: Leaving!! I'm leaving!!!
-Two hours later:
Obi Wan: Ah, it's so good to get so much work done. And to drink fifty cups of tea. (No one needs to know) Wait, what is that sound?
-Obi Wan goes out the door, only to find the Jedi jumping on a trampoline inside the Jedi Temple
Obi Wan: What is going on here??
Aayla: We're jumping on a trampoline!
Adi Gallia: Its not every day that Yoda and Windu are gone!
Kit: Selfie!
Ahsoka: Look, I can do a flip Master Kenobi!
Vos: Waffle?
Obi Wan: No, no that's it. Nothing crazy! I'm in charge!
Shaak Ti: Why not Plo Koon? Or Kit Fisto? Or me? You're not even a Jedi Master
Anakin: #Roasted
Obi Wan: Master Fisto is to nice to be in charge of you all, and so is Master Plo Koon.
Luminaria: I thought it was because he was litterly counting rubber ducks in the bathroom
Plo Koon: That's 386, okay, we're going to need a bigger bathtub
Aayla: Everyone knows Obi Wan is the most responsible
Anakin: Oh really?
Obi Wan: You crashed your bicycle into the Younglings school room!
Anakin: Well that one was on purpose
Adi Gallia: You're right, Obi Wan is the most responsible.
Obi Wan: Thank you-
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
