Ahsoka: wow I can't believe 2019 is almost over!
Rex: me neither.
Padme: uh, if only we had won the war...then 2019 would have been way more successful.
Anakin: let's play a game!
Ahsoka: okay?
Hardcase: I love games!
Obi Wan: hold up, what kind of game? I'm not doing that hot sause challenge ever again Anakin.
Anakin: uh, okay. I was just going to do a game where we name the best and worst parts of 2019.
Rex: wow, that has to be the most normal thing you've done general Skywalker.
Padme: quite true.
Anakin: whatever. Just go. Wait who's even on this chat?
Ahsoka: me
Rex: me too
Hardcase: me three!
Jesse: me four
Fives: me five!
Tup: me six.
Dogma: me seven
Echo: I'm on here too.
Fives: echo! You just ruined the order!
Echo: oh.
Fives: -sighs-
Obi Wan: I'm on here as well.
Maul: kenobi!
Obi Wan: are you stalking me?
Maul:
Satine: yes, he probably is. I'm here as well
Anakin: so let's play! Obi Wan, name the worst thing about 2019
Obi Wan: you
Anakin: 🤨😐🤨😐😐
Obi Wan: well mainly your antics
Ahsoka: I agree
Anakin: this chat was not made to make fun of me
Maul: then let's make fun of Kenobi! Did you know once he crashed a convertible into master Yoda's pizza hut?
Anakin: wait really? You told me you never crashed in your life!
Obi Wan: uh, well...Maul is obviously lying! Only an idiot would believe a lord of the sith!
Padme: oh! I pulled up the file! Obi Wan has crashed several times, actually. Once in the jedi temple, once in a refrigerator store-
Jesse: wait those kind of stories exists?
Rex: if they make a whole store to buy blow dryers, then yes they most likely make a store with refrigerators.
Padme: wait it says once Obi Wan was caught for shoplifting tea?!?
Ahsoka: oh ho ho, somebody's secret is out of the bag
Obi Wan: okay, well I think maybe this has become the worst part of 2019
Maul: ha! I've busted Kenobi!
Satine: sorry for your loss dear. I just hope nobody pulls up my files
Anakin: what else has Obi Wan done?
Padme: oh, it says once he sold death sticks, and oooh....
Obi Wan: stop! I thought this was about new years resolutions, not my life!
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
