Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat

Yarrel Poof: Who ordered the pizza?

Yaddle: Did that, I did.

Coleman Trebor: Oh! Sweet

Yarrel: Eh eh eh! Not yet! There are olives on this pizza! Olives!!!

Shaak Ti: So?

Yaddle: Hate olives, Yarrel does

Coleman Trebor: It's kinda a known fact

Plo Koon: Yeah man

Shaak Ti: One I didn't know

Yarrel: Olives on pizza is a death sentence!

Luminaria: No it's not

Yarrel: Figuratively, Luminaria, figuratively

Luminaria: I'd roll my eyes at you 👀

Plo Koon: Yarrel, what are you doing?

Yarrel: Attempting to remove these olives from the pizza with my lightsaber

Yaddle: End well, this will not. And btw has anyone seen Yoda? It's my turn to borrow the floating disk chair

Shaak Ti: I think he was chasing a Twi'liek who stole a kitten with it

Coleman Trebor: Crime is so scarce these days...I literally chased down a guy who bought a cheese burger and was off by one cent.

Luminaria: Why fight crime when you can take advantage of all the free stuff Jedi get?

Plo Koon: Like what?

Luminaria: So you go to chuckie cheese-

Yaddle: Nope! Go there, I will not

Shaak Ti: ...Isn't that the place where a whole bunch of kids thought you were a green troll so they chased you all over the place?

Yaddle: Indeed yes! Stole my shoe, they did. Laugh at me, Yoda did. Make him go there, I should

Coleman Trebor: I'm sorry, but am I the only one who gets so mixed up with what Yaddle says?

Shaak Ti: Nope

Luminaria: Well anyways, as I was saying, you go to Chuckie Cheese, casually let it drop that you're a Jedi that fights crime, and they give you a ton of free tokens to use!

Plo Koon: That's where you got that 10ft tall gummy bear, isn't it?

Luminaria: Won, yes. But don't try the hack at Space McDonald's. They'll just slap you and say Ronald McDonald is better than any Jedi

Yarrel: Brainstorm, major brainstorm. Dress up as Ronald McDonald, then go

Plo Koon: You all are devious. Just devious

Luminaria: Whatever you wanna call it

Coleman Trebor: Yo, Yarrel, you about to give up trying to remove those olives with a lightsaber?

Yarrel: No!

Yaddle: Just use the force, you should

Shaak Ti: Pro tip from the mini green troll

Yaddle: Slap you, I will

Plo Koon: Yarrel, you're going to destroy that pizza. Just pick the olives off with your fingers

Yarrel: Ewww!!!! Could there be anything more horrid???

Shaak Ti: Yes

Luminaria: I heard, Obi Wan's little Padawn said he would eat bugs if it came down to it