Aayla: lolololol
Adi Galada: ha ha ha!
Ahsoka: I can't believe you really covered yourself in banana smoosh Anakin!
Anakin: all...part...of...the...plan
Kit: I can't stop laughing! This is going up on Space-stagram!
Vos: make sure to tag us!
Anakin: this was such a low dare
Obi Wan: not as bad as the time you dared me to ask Ventress out on a date
Ahsoka: that didn't end well, lol
Shak Ti: didn't she pour tea all over your washing machine?
Obi Wan: ....yes...
Kit: anyone who thinks they can actually get Ventress to go out on a date with them is crazy
Obi Wan: agreed!
Vos: I bet I could
Aayla:
Ahsoka: I doubt it
Obi Wan: look Vos, even for you that's impossible
Anakin: I'd like to see him try
Vos: well say I do
Adi Galada: is that a bet?
Obi Wan: most certainly. If you can't get Ventress to go out with you, then you have to buy me as much tea as I want
Shak Ti: that's going to be a lot
Ahsoka: oh yeah
Vos: and if I win?
Obi Wan: then you can have all of my tea, which is approximately 10000000000 tons
Kit: I still can't believe you have that much
Anakin: its creepy
Ahsoka: hey, at least it's not rubber chickens
Anakin: 😳
Adi Galada: so, you going to take the deal Vos?
Aayla: I'll warn you, you're probobly going to fail
Vos: oh, I'm taking this bet. Not sure what I'm going to do with 10000000000 tons of tea though
Ahsoka: well I can't wait to see how this turns out
On another chat...
"Bob" has invited Ventress to a chat
Ventress: who are you and what do you want? You have five second to answer or I'm going to block you then kill you
Bob: wow...uh...well, I'm Bob. Just Bob. And second off,
Ventress: what kind of idiot is named Just Bob?
Bob: man, you know how to roast people
Ventress: oh, I can do that litterly too
Bob: look, I just wanted to know if-
Ventress: why would I give you any personal information?
Bob: uh, who said it was personal? Maybe I just wanted to know if you've seen my missing kitten
Ventress: ...is that what you wanted to know?
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
