Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

The Vacation Wars Have Begun

Padme: well, lets get going guys! To the lava pits of mustafar!

Luminara: oh, can we make a quick stop at Alderann? I have to go get some more makeup

Barriss: seriously...

Padme: uh, no! We have to go to mustafar and take awesome pics of our selves and put it all over spacebook.

Shak Ti: why are we going to mustafar, of all places?

Plo Koon: exactly what I was wondering.

Palpatine: to complete my plan... The last peices are falling into place.... Mwahaha!!!

Lux: seriously, I swear this guy is a sith lord or something

Padme: were going to mustfar because its like the most expensive place ever to go. Anakin is going to be so jealous.

Satine: is getting back at Anakin the only reason you even planned this trip?

Padme:

Padme: well.... Yes

Plo Koon: well... Okay

Lumimera: Should've guessed.

Padme: whatever you guys! Take off!

On another chat..

Anakin: hey, how much do you guys have saved in your allowance?

Ahsoka: about 200 credits. Why?

Dogma: just like, 10 credits, but their for something special...

Jesse: I bet it's a knife... I have 2 credits.

Dogma: what the bantha I was just going to buy a loth cat, or a space dog.

Hardcase: all my money is gone... Those donuts were just too good to say no to...

Maul: none, thanks to Kenobi. These legs costed a fortune

Tup: I have 2 credits. Jesse told me he was buying something special... Then he never gave me anything.

Jesse: well, I had to get battle front II somehow!

Fives: I'm bankrupt....

Ahsoka: what did you buy?

Fives: um...

Echo: he bought Rexoka fanart from Yoda.

Rex: !!!!! Seriously!!!!

Ahsoka: -facepalm-

Fives: well its my money! I can spend it however I want!

Echo: you do not want to go in his room, trust me.

Anakin: back to how much money you guys have!

Rex: only a few credits

Anakin: what did you even use it on?

Rex: Movie tickets, eating out, fun stuff.

Fives: he means he spent it on dates with Ahsoka.

Ahsoka:

Rex:

Fives: I knew it!