Echo: hey Fives
Fives: look, for the hundredth time, I'm not reading that book you keep talking about!
Echo: um, that's not what I was going to say
Fives: what then? Are you finally going to help me prank the 501st?
Echo: nope
Fives: what then? Bro, you have never been so mysterious before
Echo: I made some friends
Fives: Like who? Don't tell me their just fictional characters...
Echo: well, their clones. Well, sort of
Fives: where are you going at?
Echo: let me just introduce them to this chat
Echo has added the bad batch to this chat
Hunter: sup?
Cross Hair: well, the sky.
Cross Hair: that's not what you meant, is it?
Tec: no, I highly doubt that is what me meant.
Hunter: I just meant that as a greeting
Cross Hair: okay
Wreaker: ha ha ha!
Hunter: what did you do Wrecker?
Wrecker: I blew up the toaster!
Tec: -facepalm-
Cross Hair: well I guess you could say its toast
Hunter: -sighs- so what's up Echo?
Echo: uh...I was just going to introduce you to my brother
Fives: wow.
Tec: don't take the burnt up toaster as a surprise
Cross Hair: happens a lot.
Wrecker: oh yeah! Now who's ready to bring that jedi temple down!
Echo: Wrecker, I've already told you. You'll go to jail if you blow up the jedi temple
Wrecker: I know, I know... but if all the jedi abandoned it one day I'm blowing it up!
Cross Hair: sure
Fives: these are your new friends Echo?
Echo: yeah. They're pretty cool right?
Fives: yeah. They're cough-crazy-cough- cool.
Hunter: so what do you rags do?
Fives: rags? Did you just call us rags?!
Tec: he meant regs. It's a thing we call you 'average clones.'
Hunter: uh, autocorrect...
Fives: this is just...how exactly did you guys meet Echo?
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
