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Anakin's Man Cave

Anakin: So, what do you guys think? The man cave is finally complete!

Rex: its..uh, interesting

Tup: yeah, but why is there a pot in the bathroom?

Kix: you don't want to know

Anakin: there's no toilet so...

Fives: I think I'll take my chances in the underworld

Cody: y-yeah

Obi Wan: first off, is everything here from the junk yard? And second, it stinks

Anakin: yes, and yes. I found an old febreeze bottle, but it was empty

Rex: those things are at the junkyard for a reason...

Anakin: there's no reason these shoes were there!

Dogma: uh, then don't even match

Hardcase: hey, can we have a pillow fight with these pillows?

Jesse: yeah, their all already ripped up!

Anakin: my bros, you may do whatever you want in my man cave

Echo: okay, I'm going to read

Fives: sometimes bro...

Hardcase: great, because I already accidentally threw the handsoap out the window

Rex: "accidentally" ?

Kix: he claims there was a spider

Cody: I saw it too

Anakin: oh, yeah. This place is crawling with them

Tup: ahh!!!! I think I'm going to take a walk outside

Fives: warning. There's just as many spiders out there.

Tup: 😳

Obi Wan: so who all knows about this "man cave?"

Anakin: Anyone who hasn't blocked me on Space-stagram

Fives: so there's no rules for the man cave?

Anakin: none

Obi Wan: whatsoever

Anakin: but wait! There is one thing you can never do! Never let any girl into here. This is the man cave, for men! The girls aren't allowed in!

Rex: don't see why they would want in, but yes sir!

Cody: do you guys have anything to eat?

Fives: well there's Kix

Kix: dude. That was so disturbing

Anakin: yes, yes it was. Here, I found these twinkies

Obi Wan: where are they from?

Anakin: ....

Rex: their from the dumpster, aren't they?

Anakin: well, they haven't even been opened!

Hardcase: well they taste great!

Tup: eww

Dogma: here, I brought some homemade Guacamole

Jesse: don't try it! Its probably full of the hottest peppers ever!

Echo: I hope not

Dogma: na, it's good

Obi Wan: so how much remodeling did you do exactly?

Rex: probably a lot considering I saw a closet with a hammer still stuck in the wall

Anakin: oh, I forgot about that. That wall wouldn't budge.