Padme: so, as you all know, we need money
Anakin: why not just use the republic's money? I don't pay those taxes for nothing!
Obi Wan: ...I didn't think you paid your taxes
Anakin: of course I do! I'm not a total mad man!
Ahsoka: that can be debated over
Satine: yeah, what's wrong with using the Republic's money?
Padme: well, considering that we spent a ton of money getting revenge on Fives and then Obi Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka all used nearly every ounce of money we had on segways! We have none left!
Rex: wow. Bankruptcy
Satine: your point is?
Padme: we must rob Couny Dooku
Ahsoka: seriously?
Anakin: ohoho, I'm in!
Rex: that's a crazy idea
Fives: oh, I'm up for it!
Jesse: count me in!
Hardcase: oh, me too!
Tup: no no no no no! Guys we can't rob! That's like, bad
Dogma: so is eating uncooked meat
Jesse: wait you eat uncooked meat?
Dogma: no, why would I eat meat if it was uncooked?
Padme: it's not that illegal. I mean, we're in a war, we need that money!
Satine: for what?
Obi Wan: that's the real question
Padme: ....okay, I admit, I really want to buy some new shoes!
Anakin: should've guessed that's what you wanted. Don't you have enough shoes??
Padme: no way
Anakin: I've seen your closet
Padme: .....so who's in on the plan?
Ventress: wait, you're telling me that your going to sneak into Count Dooku's house, and rob his money?
Padme: yes
Vos: we are so in! Aren't we Ventress?
Ventress: ....yes, yes we are. But I call his 50 foot TV!
Anakin: there is no way I'm missing this
Ahsoka: ...I mean...if you guys are doing this anyways, there's no reason for me to miss out
Rex: -sighs- I guess I have to keep you all out of trouble
Kix: nope. I'm not breaking anyone out of prison when you get caught
Tup: me neither
Dogma: I have stuff to do
Fives: like butcher a pig?
Dogma: yes
Tup: what???
Dogma: just kidding...mostly...
Hardcase: he's probably going to eat bacon
Jesse: ???
Hardcase: I'm in! I call the refrigerator!
Padme: uh, okay?
Satine: you all are crazy, you know, just crazy
Padme: so are you!
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
