Aayla: Its fall y'all!
Shak Ti: Ah, explains all of the pumpkins I saw all over the road
Eth Koth: ????
Ahsoka: Why do I have a feeling that Anakin is somehow behind that?
Obi Wan: Exactly what I was thinking
Anakin: Uh, because I am
Kit: Shoulda guessed. I almost crashed on my way to the temple btw
Adi Galada: Same
Obi Wan: Care to explain Anakin?
Anakin: Yeah, sure its simple. Basically, I went to the pumpkin patch to get some pumpkins. You know, to be festive and all. And I loaded my van so full that the back busted while I was on the road and a lot of the pumpkins flew out
Mace Windu: -sighs- Why am I even here?
Obi Wan: And you just thought that it would be okay to just leave them on the road?
Anakin: Well I was going to get them! But my van has to be repaired first. I mean, surely you all understand the value of my van. Its irreplaceable
Ahsoka: Sure Skyguy
Adi Galada: Yeah, no
Plo Koon: I think your a little obsessed over that van
Anakin: Well maybe your a little too obsessed over the wolf pack, or should I say your adopted sons
Plo Koon: 🤨
Kit: Man, he roasted you
Aayla: -Gasps- Guys I have brilliant idea!
Luminaria: Well spill. I don't have all day!
Barriss: What do you have to do?
Luminaria: Nothing I just don't have all day
Shak Ti: -visiable confusion-
Obi Wan: Hey that's my meme line
Shak Ti: Srry
Ahsoka: What's the idea?
Aayla: We should throw a fall party!!!!
Adi Galada: Oh, I like the sound of that. And you know I have the tables
Eth Koth: I saw your basement once. -shudders- I don't even want to know how you acquired that many tables
Adi Galada: That's for another day
Anakin: A fall party? Let's do it! Tonight at 8, see you guys there. I'll bring apple cider, and um, maybe a pumpkin pie
Obi Wan: Please don't tell me your making it from the squashed pumpkin on the road
Plo Koon: Does he really need to answer that?
Ahsoka: Nope. No he doesn't
Aayla: Wow, okay. That took like hardly any planning. Can you all make it?
Adi Galada: Uh yeah
Kit: Wouldn't miss it for the world
Barriss: What if someone attacks?
Kit: I lit just said I wouldn't miss it for the world
Barriss: Ah. Um, sure I'll go
Luminaria: Me too. Barriss, bring some of the candy corn, and make some carmel apples
Barriss: Can't I just buy them?
Luminaria: Do you think I care?
Barriss: No
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