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Shaak Ti's She Shed

Shaak Ti: Welcome one, welcome all, to my she shed

Barriss: Is that a watermelon hanging from the ceiling?

Shaak Ti: I couldn't afford a light, so, yeah

Ahsoka: Shoulda been a potato, lol

Adi Gallia: A potato flew around my room before you came in...my favorite vine :)

Aayla: So, uh, is that why there's an avocado by the door instead of a doormat?

Ahsoka: An avocado, thanks!

Adi Gallia: Man, our vine references are doing great tonight

Padme: I have to say, this she shed, is pretty impressive

Luminaria: Except for the bathroom

Ahsoka: What's wrong with the bathroom?

Luminaria: There's no mirror in there. Only a peice of paper with a smiley face on the wall.

Shaak Ti: This was more expensive than you would think! I couldn't even afford hand soap, so I had to use peanut butter instead

Ahsoka: Wait, what-

Bariss: This couch is nice though.

Shaak Ti: Thanks. I made it out of styrofoam and hot dogs

Adi Gallia: What the-?

Shaak Ti: They never go bad. Trust me.

Aayla: (This just got weird)

Padme: Well, the, uh, windows are nice

Shaak Ti: Yes, thank you. Funny story on those. I stole them from Grevious's tree house

Adi Gallia: Wait, Grevious has a tree house?! I've always wanted one!

Luminaria: Just go join the wookies. But I warn you, they don't use deodorant

Ahsoka: I'm still caught on the fact that Grevious had windows in his tree house.

Shaak Ti: It was a bit odd, when me and a handful of other Jedi went through there. We also found a pair of sunglasses. And a stuffed animal pig.

Padme: Yeah, I have a feeling we don't want to know

Aayla: So, what do we really do in the she shed?

Bariss: Maybe eat some of the hot dogs inside this couch?

Shaak Ti: Barriss no!!!!!

Padme: Let's just have a nice, normal, well mannered talk.

Barriss: Last week, I threw a piece of cheese onto this pug that was chasing me.

Adi Gallia: On Thursday, I saw Maul steal a pair of loafers from a shoe store. I can't wait to take a pic of him wearing them

Aayla: The other day, I was trimming my eyelashes, and I accidentally cut them all off, so now I've been wearing fake eyelashes.

Ahsoka: We're not very good at this, are we?

Luminaria: Oh, here's some tea; I saw Obi Wan and Satine out together one night

Padme: Ohoho. Where were they headed?

Luminaria: To the Jedi temple, because they were being chased by some Death Watch dudes I think

Barriss: You should get a pinata in here. That would be fun.

Shaak Ti: Its against the Jedi way to harm an unarmed being.