Anakin: Hey guys, I have a surprise!
Ahsoka: Is it a good one?
Rex: If it's not, I really don't even know if I want to hear it
Anakin: I'm bring all of you guys to the pumpkin patch!
Ahsoka: Really? I always wanted to go there!
Rex: I mean...it does sound like fun
Anakin: Oh, it's going to be! Everyone's going to love it!
Ahsoka: By everyone you mean?
Rex: ?
Anakin: Fives, Jesse, Hardcase, Kix, Echo, Dogma, Tup, me, and you two
Ahsoka: Ah
Rex: The crew
Ahsoka: You're not inviting Obi Wan?
Anakin: No. He was being mean yesterday
Rex: How?
Anakin: He told me that it was rude to slam the door in people's face
Ahsoka: Well I mean it is
Anakin: Do you want to be excluded too?
Ahsoka: Uh, no. But I might later if this turns out...
Rex: Crazy?
Ahsoka: Crazy.
Anakin: Its like you guys never want to have any fun!
Rex: More like we don't want to end up in jail
Anakin: You better quit sassing me you two
Ahsoka: ...you're the one sassing us
Anakin: Snips! I'm leaving now! You can come or not!
So they all get in the van and head off to the pumpkin patch
Jesse: Woah!
Hardcase: I've never been to a pumpkin patch before
Dogma: Uh that's because were supposed to be soldiers, fighting in a war
Anakin: Not today my men
Tup: I have a question
Kix: You always do
Rex: Yes?
Tup: Why is it called the pumpkin patch? I mean, why not the animal patch? I bet there's more animals here than pumpkins
Fives:
Rex: You're asking the wrong person
Anakin: Just cause. Now time to get out! We're here!
Fives: Yessss!!!! I've wanted to come here forever!
Echo: You litterly just found out the pumpkin patch existed yesterday
Fives: Bro, don't ruin the moment
Tup: Are those- baby pumpkins?
Kix: 🤨
Rex: Uhhh
Ahsoka: Sure
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
