Darth Sidious: What the chicken happened to this place Count Dooku?
Count Dooku: Forgive me master. It-I-
Ventress: What the freak? Who put Christmas lights all over my ship!
Maul: I found gingerbread in my shoes. I will tackle the culprit and make them pay for their stupidity
Ventress: What the heck, I can't go driving around. It'll look like I'm in a glowing easter egg
Count Dooku: -sighs- Someone replaced my garb with a santa suit
Savage: Hey guys!
Darth Sidious: Savage Opress. Have you also been ambushed by this Christmas attacker?
Savage: What? Are you talking about the wreath? Yeah, I couldn't get it to stay up on the wall. It almost knocked me out the first time it fell
Maul: YOU put these decorations up???
Ventress: You trashed my ship???
Savage: What? It's Christmas! I-I wanted to get festive
Darth Sidious: Sith don't celebrate Christmas you foolish zebra!
Ventress: We grinch it!
Savage: But the Christmas spirit!
Maul: Why did you replace my chocolate milk with this...egg stuff?
Savage: Eggnog? Come on, its festive, and it tastes good
Ventress: Clean out my ship that you trashed!
Count Dooku: I just want my clothes back. There is no way I am going to wear this "santa suit"
Savage: -sighs- I should've guessed you guys wouldn't want to celebrate Christmas. How come we never celebrate anything?
Darth Sidious: We celebrate revenge of the fifth!
Maul: And we celebrate every time I have came close to killing Kenobi
Ventress: That time you thought he died by a sofa falling on top of him was overkill. Like, who dies by a sofa?
Savage: Right. Tom and Jerry never die by that kind of stuff
Ventress: Tom and- what?
Savage: Nothing.
Count Dooku: Why did you place my clothes in the freezer???
Savage: Um...just because?
Maul: Savage...if you thought I was the weird brother, you are quite wrong
Darth Sidious: I want this place cleaned back up. It looks very unprofessional, and like we've been compromised by elves
Ventress: Uggg, I can't even go to the grocery store because my ship looks ridiculous
Savage: Sorry guys. I just, I thought, you know, us bad guys could have fun
Count Dooku: Why do you think I have a foozeball table?
Ventress: I thought that thing was a bomb in case someone took over your lair
Count Dooku: ...It can have two purposes my apprentice
Ventress: Sure...
Savage: -sighs- Fine, I'll start cleaning up
So they all clean up the Christmas decor
Savage: You know, I feel guilty about burning the candy canes in the oven. I mean, those were homade ones from the underworld
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