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Operation Valentines Day

Padme: so, does everyone know their part in the plan?

Ahsoka: yeah

Rex: yes. But this is crazy

Fives: it always is

Jesse: yeah, but can we go over the plan one more time. I don't remember my part of the plan

Anakin: just what I was thinking

Padme: -sigh- it goes like this. So Obi Wan is going over to Motzerella's. He said he had an important dinner to attend. Obviously, he's going on a date. So, were going to do some spying. Rex, your job is to put this strange little spy camera on Obi Wan's jacket

Rex: okay. Wait where did you get a spying tracker at?

Padme: a place on the black market called Ebay. You can buy all sorts of illegal stuff on there.

Anakin: yeah, real illegal stuff.

Padme: then, Jesse, you use a diversion to lure the security guards away. Ahsoka will enter the security system room, and activate the spy camera, and be our eyes on the mission. Rex, you'll go up to the security cameras with Ahsoka when your finished. Then, Fives, you'll be in charge of taking the pictures. Take as many as you can of Obi Wan and his secret girlfriend.

Fives: but what if it turns out that he doesn't have a girlfriend?

Padme: then we are idiots. But that won't happen!

Anakin: what's my part of the plan?

Padme: you'll be with me. were going to use these zip line backpacks to slide down the window of the restaurant and see for ourselves what's going on.

Ahsoka: this plan is crazy

Padme: but it'll work! Hopefully

Fives: one more question

Padme: yes?

Fives: why do we have to wear these black leather suits?

Ahsoka: yeah. I feel like a spy.

Padme: because if we get caught then nobody will know its us

Anakin: plus we look cool

Padme: yeah that too

Rex: I feel like Obi Wan is going to know its us either way

Padme: he won't find out! Now operation valentines day is a go!

Later...

Padme: how's everything going?

Rex: uh,  I supposingly accidentally bumped into general Kenobi and then I placed the spy camera on him. I dont think he suspected anything

Padme: great! Phase one is complete! Now it's time you make a distraction Jesse

Jesse: on it!

Anakin: do you really still think this dioblocial crazy plan will work?

Ahsoka: I just hope we dont get caught.

Fives: me too. Is it really necessary to move around on zip lines to take a few pics? I mean this isn't really even my ship.

Padme: yes this is going to work! And everything I've prepared is absolutely necessary!

Anakin: who do you guys think Obi Wan is possibly dating?

Padme: satine. He's so obviously in love with her.