-Contains characters from tcw season 7-
Jesse: is it illegal to steal soap from a separatist?
Rex: ???
Fives: when we raided general Grevious he left this bar of soap. We wondered if we could use it
Rex: um....sure?
Hardcase: I want to wash my head first!
Fives: noooo were going to scrub the floor with it so Echo, Dogma and Tup will trip on it!
Jesse: you mean fall for it!
Rex: why do I even try to talk sense into you guys?
Tec: hiiii
Fives: ahh!!!
Hardcase: how did you weirdos get here?
Hunter: Tec hacked us in
Wrecker: what are you regs doing?
Cross Hair: their probobly doing regular stuff
Rex: I think that's an understatement considering that my men are litterly asking me if its illegal to steal soap
Fives: what? we were just checking
Jesse: yeah. We don't want to end up in jail
Hunter: hey Rex. We were just wondering what's up
Rex: nothing really
Hardcase: except were about to prank our bros!!!!
Jesse: this is going to be hilarious
Hunter: you guys are weirder than I thought
Tec: agreed
Hunter: still I want to know how the whole pranking thing ends
Wrecker: probably with a big fail! Ha, ha ha!!!
Cross Hair: that laugh is getting real old, you know Wrecker
Fives: okay, call the signal!
Jesse: free cookies in the kitcken!
Rex: I can hear them running down the halls
Hardcase: they sound like dogs
Jesse: more like deer
Fives: okay, get ready!
Dogma, Tup, and Echo come into the kitchen and fall down. The others laugh but fall down on the soap floor as well
Rex: lololol
Tec: I'm quite curious to know what happened
Wrecker: was it a mega fail or what?
Hunter: my bet is yes
Rex: yep, they all slipped on the soap. Even the pranksters
Wrecker: ha ha ha!!!!
Cross Hair: ...regs....
Hunter: theres no other word for 'em
Rex: now I think I'll take those cookies for myself...
Super short chapter, I know. Don't worry, the others are longer. I hope you guys had a great week
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