Braidzella: This is it guys. The big 200
Ahsoka: That means over 200 crazy tales with us
Obi Wan: Some, that are even too unbelievable to be true
Braidzella: So what should we do? We need something epic, hilarious- Hardcase! Fives! Jesse! Would you please stop spinning in those chairs!
Fives: Sorry! What were we doing in your shed again?
Braidzella: It's not a shed- look, I even have a window
Fives: Sheds can have windows
Jesse: Is that a sarlacc pit out there?
Braidzella: Don't worry about it. Anyway, is everyone here?
Ahsoka: Yep. Except for Anakin
Rex: Do we even want to know what he's doing
Braidzella: Probably not
Suddenly the door bursts open and Anakin enters
Anakin: The Chosen one had arrived!
Braidzella: Please, take a seat
Tup: Why is there pudding all over you?
Anakin: Word of advice: don't try to teach a Sarlacc Pit tricks
Obi Wan: -sighs-
Braidzella: So what've we got? I need some good ideas for the big 200
Jesse: Oh! What if, it was a parody of The Clone Wars, but we were all farmers!
Kix: ...Why farmers?
Jesse: I've always wanted to be one...
A long time ago, on a farm far far away...
Ahsoka: Master! I lost my hoe in the hay pile again!
Obi Wan: Ahsoka, what did I tell you about losing your hoe! A Jedi never-
Anakin: Yeah, yeah, it's our life. Can't farm a farm without it. Watch me do a triple flip into the hay pile!
Obi Wan: Anakin no-
Jesse: General! The clankers! They've attacked our field again!!
Tup: And they've stolen our tomatoes! -Sobs-
Dogma: They're worse than Jabba the green tomato worm...
Fives: It was Grevious. He's on his way here now.
Rex: Men!!! Get ready! And Hardcase, no eating the grenades again
Hardcase: But they taste so good!
Fives: Its not our fault the only ammo we have is blueberries and apples
Rex: Fill your buckets, then lets go
General Grevious approaches them, riding in a wheelbarrow with some clankers pushing him
Clanker: I sure didn't sign up for this...
General Grevious: General Kenobi....your hoe will make a fine addition to my collection!
Obi Wan: Oh, I don't think so
-Obi Wan lays his hat down and engages in combat with Grevious
Jesse: For the harvest!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Back in real life:
Braidzella:
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
