Braidzella: Hello everyone! It's me Braidzella!!!
-Crowd cheering
Braidzella: Wait, hold up. Where- is that crowd coming from?
Fives: Oh, right here
Braidzella: Where?
Fives: I have a speaker installed in my shoe
Braidzella: You're as bad as Anakin these days...but anyways, today me, and my special guest, Fives, from the Clone Wars, are going to do some interviews with possible Clone Wars characters we could add to our story!
Fives: We're talking the guy who punched a droid in the face, the retarded Nute Gunray, the legendary R2-D2, and more!!!!
Braidzella: All to come!
Fives: You know I'm really excited for this
Braidzella: It's always so fun to add new characters into this crazy Universe
Fives: Sounds like it. Does it ever get too full?
Braidzella: No, not usually. But it does get overwhelming at times
Fives: Not because of me, right?
Braidzella: ....You tell me
Fives: Na, its Fox
Fox: How does that even-
Fives: You shot me!
Braidzella: Woah! Hold it boys! Let's get started.
Fives: So, what are we really looking for?
Braidzella: Someone crazy and original who can really bring a lot of humor to the show
Fives: As if I don't bring enough...
Braidzella: It's always interesting to add new characters. But don't worry, I would never replace you!
Fives: Good
Braidzella: First up on our imaginary check-list, we have...Mother Talzin!!!!
Fives: Wahoo!!!
Braidzella: You know, the crowd cheering sound effect is, a little too extra. You don't have to add it in there
Fives: Ya think?
Braidzella: Yeah
Mother Talzin: Who has kidnapped me???
Braidzella: Oh, we didn't kidnap you!
Fives: We just sucked you out of the Filoniverse and into Braidzella's insane wattpad story
Mother Talzin: ...Who is this...Filoni, you speak of?
Braidzella: The man who saved Star Wars...in Dave we trust...
Mother Talzin: This is one of those times where I shall not ask questions, isn't it?
Fives: Yes. You're here for an audition! Why don't you tell us something interesting about yourself?
Mother Talzin: I have a secret factory that makes voodoo dolls, and my soup is probably on fire since I am not there to turn it off!
Braidzella: Oh soup...what's in it?
Fives: Probably like a fingernail
Mother Talzin: No. It was potato soup. Made out of potatoes.
Fives: Ah, okay. Can make potato soup...
Braidzella: So what else can you tell us about yourself?
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
